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Re: A jew joke (was Re: Just a stray thought)

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From: reni... The Revrddd
Date: Sat, 21 Oct 2006 04:09
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On 20 Oct 2006 12:12:56 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@hotmail.com> wrote:

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>The Re'vr''ddd wrote:
>> On 20 Oct 2006 10:20:33 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote:
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>> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote:
>> >> On 20 Oct 2006 08:29:27 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote:
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>> >> >Pr0r3p wrote:
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>> >> >> > On 19 Oct 2006 08:53:47 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote:
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>> >> >> > >The Re'vr''ddd wrote:
>> >> >> > >> On 19 Oct 2006 08:15:22 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote:
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>> >> >> > >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote:
>> >> >> > >> >> On 19 Oct 2006 06:42:25 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote:
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>> >> >> > >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote:
>> >> >> > >> >> >> On 18 Oct 2006 20:42:12 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote:
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>> >> >> > >> >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote:
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> On 18 Oct 2006 13:07:48 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote:
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>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote:
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> On 18 Oct 2006 08:13:23 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote:
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>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote:
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> On 18 Oct 2006 07:57:35 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote:
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>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On 18 Oct 2006 05:27:53 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote:
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>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote:
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On 17 Oct 2006 11:03:18 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote:
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>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote:
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On 17 Oct 2006 07:06:33 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote:
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>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote:
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On 16 Oct 2006 10:57:53 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote:
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>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote:
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 16 Oct 2006 11:07:03 +0000 (UTC), "(PeteCresswell)"
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> <x@y.Invalid> wrote:
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Per Ken:
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>I was listening to the news today and a story came on about the
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>sectarian violence in Iraq, and the Sunni blowing up the Shiite, and
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>then Shiite beheading the Sunni, and then the ....  And I thought, "Why
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>can't the different sects just get along? There can't be that big a
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>difference."
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >--------------------------------------------------------------
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge,
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!"
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Why shouldn't I?" he asked.
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Like what?"
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Well ... are you religious or atheist?"
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Religious."
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?"
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Christian."
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Protestant."
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Me too! Are you Methodist or Baptist?"
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Methodist."
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Wow! Me too! Are you First United Methodist or Free Methodist?"
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Free Methodist."
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Me too! Are you Original Free Methodist, or are you Reformed Free Methodist?"
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Reformed Free Methodist."
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Me too! Are you Reformed Free Methodist, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Free
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Methodist, reformation of 1915?"
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Reformed Free Methodist, reformation of 1915!"
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >To which I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Now let's rewrite that joke for orthodox/conservative/reform jews.
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Why are you so hateful towards your own people, Rabbi?
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Shalom, asshole!
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Good boy!  Now, go fetch the stick again...
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Now blow it out your ass.  Be sure to point your rear at 'Israel'.
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Good boy!  Now, go fetch the stick one more time...
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Is your alleged mind stuck?
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >LOL!!!  I see you're still too stupid to understand that you're nothing
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >but a tool, someone who shows up anytime I throw a stick your way?
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!   I always have the last word, idiot.
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >ROFL!!!  Like I said, you're a tool.
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!  I just knew you'd repeat yourself.
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >It's not my fault that you didn't learn it the first time.
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> Why don't you say it again?  Just in case.
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >Still chasing that stick, eh?
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> Still stuck on that, eh?    You need new material, moron.
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >As long as you chase the stick, I'll continue to let you make an ass of
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >yourself.
>> >> >> > >> >> >>
>> >> >> > >> >> >> See what I mean?
>> >> >> > >> >> >
>> >> >> > >> >> >It's not my problem you don't have the self-control to not respond.  I
>> >> >> > >> >> >just throw the stick and you continue to chase it, and I'll continue to
>> >> >> > >> >> >do it as long as you're stupid enough to chase it.
>> >> >> > >> >> >
>> >> >> > >> >> >As you say, "love it or shove it."
>> >> >> > >> >>
>> >> >> > >> >> Still stuck on dogs and sticks, asshole?   Time to move on, I would
>> >> >> > >> >> have thought.  But then you're obviously retarded.
>> >> >> > >> >> <snigger>
>> >> >> > >> >
>> >> >> > >> >Are you still whining about being an owned bitch?
>> >> >> > >>
>> >> >> > >> Have you stopped beating your wife?
>> >> >> > >
>> >> >> > >Yep, you're still whining about being an owned bitch.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > When did you stop?
>> >> >> >
>> >> >>
>> >> >> You haven't.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> > >> >>
>> >> >> > >> >> >>
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Good boy!  Now, go fetch that stick again...
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Your alleged mind is stuck in gear again.
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >(stand-by for posting from the Rabbi, he has no self-control and can't
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >help himself).
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> See above, asshole.
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >Thanks for admitting you have no self-control.
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >Fetch boy....good dog....
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> Thanks for demonstrating that you're a total asshole.
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> Feel free to repeat yourself.
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >LOL!!!  How typical.  Now this asshole wants to blame others for his
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >faults.
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!   The cunt thinks his/her inability to be original
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> is my fault!
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >This asshole thinks his inability to not respond is my fault.  Go fetch
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >that stick.  Good dog.
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> Your originality is underrwhelming.
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >Your inability to understand that you're nothing but a damn puppet on a
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >string is quite humerous (sic).  I say "jump", and you say "how high?".  I
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >say "fetch" and you go fetch.  LOL!!!
>> >> >> > >> >> >>
>> >> >> > >> >> >> When did you last go for a reality check, moron?
>> >> >> > >> >> >
>> >> >> > >> >> >LOL!!!!  I throw the stick and you chase it.  That's reality, bitch.
>> >> >> > >> >> >And, you prove it everytime you respond.
>> >> >> > >> >>
>> >> >> > >> >> Only in your parallel universe, cunt.   LOL
>> >> >> > >> >
>> >> >> > >> >That explains why you responded, eh bitch?
>> >> >> > >>
>> >> >> > >> I already explained it to you, cunt.  I always have the last word.
>> >> >> > >> Read and weep.
>> >> >> > >
>> >> >> > >Fetch!
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > Regressing again?
>> >> >> >
>> >> >>
>> >> >> No, I'm sticking to what my original statement was.  Only a troll like
>> >> >> you would think sticking to the subject is regressing.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> > >>
>> >> >> > >> >>
>> >> >> > >> >> >> <snigger>
>> >> >> > >> >> >>
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> > Still lacking the self-control to walk away,
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >bitch?
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >> I ain't going anywhere, shitforbrains.
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >
>> >> >> > >> >> >> >That's a good dog...
>> >> >> > >> >> >>
>> >> >> > >> >> >> And again!   Really impressive!
>> >> >> > >> >> >
>> >> >> > >> >> >Yes, your fetching skills are quite impressive.  Fetch!!!
>> >> >> > >> >>
>> >> >> > >> >> See what I mean?   Ever heard the expression "one trick pony"?
>> >> >> > >> >
>> >> >> > >> >Good dog.  Fetch, again!
>> >> >> > >>
>> >> >> > >> There you are.  Point proven!
>> >> >> > >
>> >> >> > >Yep, you've proven you're only capable on chasing sticks, you are
>> >> >> > >indeed a "one trick pony".
>> >> >> > >
>> >> >> > >Here's another stick for you to chase....fetch!
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > And, just to reinforce my point, you've done it again, you silly cunt.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Quit chasing sticks, fucknut, and then you can quit bitching about me
>> >> >> throwing them.  Damn, how stupid are you?
>> >> >>
>> >> >> > <snigger>
>> >> >
>> >> >Fetch, bitch!
>> >>
>> >> Eat shit, cunt!
>> >
>> >Fetch, bitch!
>> >
>> Shabbat shalom, asshole.
>
>Good dog!
>
>Fetch, bitch!
>
Poke, poke.
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From: reni...@anglikkkoon.com.za (The Re'vr''ddd)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.jewish,soc.culture.israel,alt.abortion,alt.games.diablo,alt.gossip.royalty
Subject: Re: A jew joke (was Re: Just a stray thought)
Date: Sat, 21 Oct 2006 04:09:25 GMT
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