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Article #532454Re: A jew joke (was Re: Just a stray thought)
From: reni... The Revrddd
Date: Fri, 20 Oct 2006 18:46
Date: Fri, 20 Oct 2006 18:46
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On 20 Oct 2006 10:20:33 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: > >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: >> On 20 Oct 2006 08:29:27 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> >> > >> >Pr0r3p wrote: >> >> The Re'vr''ddd wrote: >> >> > On 19 Oct 2006 08:53:47 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> >> > >> >> > > >> >> > >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: >> >> > >> On 19 Oct 2006 08:15:22 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> >> > >> >> >> > >> > >> >> > >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: >> >> > >> >> On 19 Oct 2006 06:42:25 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> >> > >> >> >> >> > >> >> > >> >> > >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: >> >> > >> >> >> On 18 Oct 2006 20:42:12 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: >> >> > >> >> >> >> On 18 Oct 2006 13:07:48 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> On 18 Oct 2006 08:13:23 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> On 18 Oct 2006 07:57:35 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On 18 Oct 2006 05:27:53 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On 17 Oct 2006 11:03:18 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On 17 Oct 2006 07:06:33 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On 16 Oct 2006 10:57:53 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 16 Oct 2006 11:07:03 +0000 (UTC), "(PeteCresswell)" >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> <x@y.Invalid> wrote: >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Per Ken: >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>I was listening to the news today and a story came on about the >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>sectarian violence in Iraq, and the Sunni blowing up the Shiite, and >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>then Shiite beheading the Sunni, and then the .... And I thought, "Why >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>can't the different sects just get along? There can't be that big a >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>difference." >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >-------------------------------------------------------------- >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!" >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Why shouldn't I?" he asked. >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Like what?" >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Well ... are you religious or atheist?" >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Religious." >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?" >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Christian." >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?" >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Protestant." >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Me too! Are you Methodist or Baptist?" >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Methodist." >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Wow! Me too! Are you First United Methodist or Free Methodist?" >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Free Methodist." >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Me too! Are you Original Free Methodist, or are you Reformed Free Methodist?" >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Reformed Free Methodist." >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Me too! Are you Reformed Free Methodist, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Free >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Methodist, reformation of 1915?" >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Reformed Free Methodist, reformation of 1915!" >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >To which I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off. >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Now let's rewrite that joke for orthodox/conservative/reform jews. >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Why are you so hateful towards your own people, Rabbi? >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Shalom, asshole! >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Good boy! Now, go fetch the stick again... >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Now blow it out your ass. Be sure to point your rear at 'Israel'. >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Good boy! Now, go fetch the stick one more time... >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Is your alleged mind stuck? >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >LOL!!! I see you're still too stupid to understand that you're nothing >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >but a tool, someone who shows up anytime I throw a stick your way? >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! I always have the last word, idiot. >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >ROFL!!! Like I said, you're a tool. >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! I just knew you'd repeat yourself. >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >It's not my fault that you didn't learn it the first time. >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> Why don't you say it again? Just in case. >> >> > >> >> >> >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >Still chasing that stick, eh? >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> Still stuck on that, eh? You need new material, moron. >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >As long as you chase the stick, I'll continue to let you make an ass of >> >> > >> >> >> >yourself. >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> See what I mean? >> >> > >> >> > >> >> > >> >> >It's not my problem you don't have the self-control to not respond. I >> >> > >> >> >just throw the stick and you continue to chase it, and I'll continue to >> >> > >> >> >do it as long as you're stupid enough to chase it. >> >> > >> >> > >> >> > >> >> >As you say, "love it or shove it." >> >> > >> >> >> >> > >> >> Still stuck on dogs and sticks, asshole? Time to move on, I would >> >> > >> >> have thought. But then you're obviously retarded. >> >> > >> >> <snigger> >> >> > >> > >> >> > >> >Are you still whining about being an owned bitch? >> >> > >> >> >> > >> Have you stopped beating your wife? >> >> > > >> >> > >Yep, you're still whining about being an owned bitch. >> >> > >> >> > When did you stop? >> >> > >> >> >> >> You haven't. >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Good boy! Now, go fetch that stick again... >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Your alleged mind is stuck in gear again. >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >(stand-by for posting from the Rabbi, he has no self-control and can't >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >help himself). >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> See above, asshole. >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >Thanks for admitting you have no self-control. >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >Fetch boy....good dog.... >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> Thanks for demonstrating that you're a total asshole. >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> Feel free to repeat yourself. >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >LOL!!! How typical. Now this asshole wants to blame others for his >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >faults. >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! The cunt thinks his/her inability to be original >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> is my fault! >> >> > >> >> >> >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >This asshole thinks his inability to not respond is my fault. Go fetch >> >> > >> >> >> >> >that stick. Good dog. >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> Your originality is underrwhelming. >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >Your inability to understand that you're nothing but a damn puppet on a >> >> > >> >> >> >string is quite humerous (sic). I say "jump", and you say "how high?". I >> >> > >> >> >> >say "fetch" and you go fetch. LOL!!! >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> When did you last go for a reality check, moron? >> >> > >> >> > >> >> > >> >> >LOL!!!! I throw the stick and you chase it. That's reality, bitch. >> >> > >> >> >And, you prove it everytime you respond. >> >> > >> >> >> >> > >> >> Only in your parallel universe, cunt. LOL >> >> > >> > >> >> > >> >That explains why you responded, eh bitch? >> >> > >> >> >> > >> I already explained it to you, cunt. I always have the last word. >> >> > >> Read and weep. >> >> > > >> >> > >Fetch! >> >> > >> >> > Regressing again? >> >> > >> >> >> >> No, I'm sticking to what my original statement was. Only a troll like >> >> you would think sticking to the subject is regressing. >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> <snigger> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> > Still lacking the self-control to walk away, >> >> > >> >> >> >> >bitch? >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> I ain't going anywhere, shitforbrains. >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >That's a good dog... >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> And again! Really impressive! >> >> > >> >> > >> >> > >> >> >Yes, your fetching skills are quite impressive. Fetch!!! >> >> > >> >> >> >> > >> >> See what I mean? Ever heard the expression "one trick pony"? >> >> > >> > >> >> > >> >Good dog. Fetch, again! >> >> > >> >> >> > >> There you are. Point proven! >> >> > > >> >> > >Yep, you've proven you're only capable on chasing sticks, you are >> >> > >indeed a "one trick pony". >> >> > > >> >> > >Here's another stick for you to chase....fetch! >> >> > >> >> > And, just to reinforce my point, you've done it again, you silly cunt. >> >> >> >> Quit chasing sticks, fucknut, and then you can quit bitching about me >> >> throwing them. Damn, how stupid are you? >> >> >> >> > <snigger> >> > >> >Fetch, bitch! >> >> Eat shit, cunt! > >Fetch, bitch! > Shabbat shalom, asshole.
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