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Article #532448Re: A jew joke (was Re: Just a stray thought)
From: reni... The Revrddd
Date: Fri, 20 Oct 2006 15:45
Date: Fri, 20 Oct 2006 15:45
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On 20 Oct 2006 08:29:27 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: > >Pr0r3p wrote: >> The Re'vr''ddd wrote: >> > On 19 Oct 2006 08:53:47 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> > >> > > >> > >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: >> > >> On 19 Oct 2006 08:15:22 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> > >> >> > >> > >> > >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: >> > >> >> On 19 Oct 2006 06:42:25 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> > >> >> >> > >> >> > >> > >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: >> > >> >> >> On 18 Oct 2006 20:42:12 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> > >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> > >> >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: >> > >> >> >> >> On 18 Oct 2006 13:07:48 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> > >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> > >> > >> >> >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: >> > >> >> >> >> >> On 18 Oct 2006 08:13:23 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> > >> > >> >> >> >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> On 18 Oct 2006 07:57:35 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On 18 Oct 2006 05:27:53 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On 17 Oct 2006 11:03:18 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On 17 Oct 2006 07:06:33 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On 16 Oct 2006 10:57:53 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 16 Oct 2006 11:07:03 +0000 (UTC), "(PeteCresswell)" >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> <x@y.Invalid> wrote: >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Per Ken: >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>I was listening to the news today and a story came on about the >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>sectarian violence in Iraq, and the Sunni blowing up the Shiite, and >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>then Shiite beheading the Sunni, and then the .... And I thought, "Why >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>can't the different sects just get along? There can't be that big a >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>difference." >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >-------------------------------------------------------------- >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!" >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Why shouldn't I?" he asked. >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Like what?" >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Well ... are you religious or atheist?" >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Religious." >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?" >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Christian." >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?" >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Protestant." >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Me too! Are you Methodist or Baptist?" >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Methodist." >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Wow! Me too! Are you First United Methodist or Free Methodist?" >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Free Methodist." >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Me too! Are you Original Free Methodist, or are you Reformed Free Methodist?" >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Reformed Free Methodist." >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Me too! Are you Reformed Free Methodist, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Free >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Methodist, reformation of 1915?" >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Reformed Free Methodist, reformation of 1915!" >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >To which I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off. >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Now let's rewrite that joke for orthodox/conservative/reform jews. >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Why are you so hateful towards your own people, Rabbi? >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Shalom, asshole! >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Good boy! Now, go fetch the stick again... >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Now blow it out your ass. Be sure to point your rear at 'Israel'. >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Good boy! Now, go fetch the stick one more time... >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Is your alleged mind stuck? >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >LOL!!! I see you're still too stupid to understand that you're nothing >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >but a tool, someone who shows up anytime I throw a stick your way? >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! I always have the last word, idiot. >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >ROFL!!! Like I said, you're a tool. >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! I just knew you'd repeat yourself. >> > >> >> >> >> >> > >> > >> >> >> >> >> >It's not my fault that you didn't learn it the first time. >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> Why don't you say it again? Just in case. >> > >> >> >> >> > >> > >> >> >> >> >Still chasing that stick, eh? >> > >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> Still stuck on that, eh? You need new material, moron. >> > >> >> >> > >> > >> >> >> >As long as you chase the stick, I'll continue to let you make an ass of >> > >> >> >> >yourself. >> > >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> See what I mean? >> > >> >> > >> > >> >> >It's not my problem you don't have the self-control to not respond. I >> > >> >> >just throw the stick and you continue to chase it, and I'll continue to >> > >> >> >do it as long as you're stupid enough to chase it. >> > >> >> > >> > >> >> >As you say, "love it or shove it." >> > >> >> >> > >> >> Still stuck on dogs and sticks, asshole? Time to move on, I would >> > >> >> have thought. But then you're obviously retarded. >> > >> >> <snigger> >> > >> > >> > >> >Are you still whining about being an owned bitch? >> > >> >> > >> Have you stopped beating your wife? >> > > >> > >Yep, you're still whining about being an owned bitch. >> > >> > When did you stop? >> > >> >> You haven't. >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Good boy! Now, go fetch that stick again... >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Your alleged mind is stuck in gear again. >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >(stand-by for posting from the Rabbi, he has no self-control and can't >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >help himself). >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> See above, asshole. >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >Thanks for admitting you have no self-control. >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >Fetch boy....good dog.... >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> Thanks for demonstrating that you're a total asshole. >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> Feel free to repeat yourself. >> > >> >> >> >> >> > >> > >> >> >> >> >> >LOL!!! How typical. Now this asshole wants to blame others for his >> > >> >> >> >> >> >faults. >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! The cunt thinks his/her inability to be original >> > >> >> >> >> >> is my fault! >> > >> >> >> >> > >> > >> >> >> >> >This asshole thinks his inability to not respond is my fault. Go fetch >> > >> >> >> >> >that stick. Good dog. >> > >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> Your originality is underrwhelming. >> > >> >> >> > >> > >> >> >> >Your inability to understand that you're nothing but a damn puppet on a >> > >> >> >> >string is quite humerous (sic). I say "jump", and you say "how high?". I >> > >> >> >> >say "fetch" and you go fetch. LOL!!! >> > >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> When did you last go for a reality check, moron? >> > >> >> > >> > >> >> >LOL!!!! I throw the stick and you chase it. That's reality, bitch. >> > >> >> >And, you prove it everytime you respond. >> > >> >> >> > >> >> Only in your parallel universe, cunt. LOL >> > >> > >> > >> >That explains why you responded, eh bitch? >> > >> >> > >> I already explained it to you, cunt. I always have the last word. >> > >> Read and weep. >> > > >> > >Fetch! >> > >> > Regressing again? >> > >> >> No, I'm sticking to what my original statement was. Only a troll like >> you would think sticking to the subject is regressing. >> >> > >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> <snigger> >> > >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> > Still lacking the self-control to walk away, >> > >> >> >> >> >bitch? >> > >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> I ain't going anywhere, shitforbrains. >> > >> >> >> > >> > >> >> >> >That's a good dog... >> > >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> And again! Really impressive! >> > >> >> > >> > >> >> >Yes, your fetching skills are quite impressive. Fetch!!! >> > >> >> >> > >> >> See what I mean? Ever heard the expression "one trick pony"? >> > >> > >> > >> >Good dog. Fetch, again! >> > >> >> > >> There you are. Point proven! >> > > >> > >Yep, you've proven you're only capable on chasing sticks, you are >> > >indeed a "one trick pony". >> > > >> > >Here's another stick for you to chase....fetch! >> > >> > And, just to reinforce my point, you've done it again, you silly cunt. >> >> Quit chasing sticks, fucknut, and then you can quit bitching about me >> throwing them. Damn, how stupid are you? >> >> > <snigger> > >Fetch, bitch! Eat shit, cunt!
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From: reni...@anglikkkoon.com.za (The Re'vr''ddd) Newsgroups: soc.culture.jewish,soc.culture.israel,alt.abortion,alt.games.diablo,alt.gossip.royalty Subject: Re: A jew joke (was Re: Just a stray thought) Date: Fri, 20 Oct 2006 15:45:56 GMT Message-ID: <4538ef2b.19226626@news.onetel.net.uk> References: <4535bb96.4689182@news.onetel.net.uk> <1161174473.569029.236980@i3g2000cwc.googlegroups.com> <45362b75.8281858@news.onetel.net.uk> <1161183455.084790.207750@h48g2000cwc.googlegroups.com> <45364380.14436879@news.onetel.net.uk> <1161184403.409605.158810@f16g2000cwb.googlegroups.com> <45367643.27432585@news.onetel.net.uk> <1161202068.455725.81180@m73g2000cwd.googlegroups.com> <4536eb72.1837221@news.onetel.net.uk> <1161229332.460402.8620@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com> <4536f6d4.4750961@news.onetel.net.uk> <1161265345.650136.186870@f16g2000cwb.googlegroups.com> <453788ce.7694193@news.onetel.net.uk> <1161270922.158332.238930@f16g2000cwb.googlegroups.com> <45379c1d.12636780@news.onetel.net.uk> <1161273227.044907.235090@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com> <45385060.2312344@news.onetel.net.uk> <1161354302.406132.244830@m73g2000cwd.googlegroups.com> <1161358167.797236.91640@f16g2000cwb.googlegroups.com> X-Newsreader: Forte Free Agent 1.11/32.235 NNTP-Posting-Host: 213.78.94.22 X-Trace: 20 Oct 2006 16:44:48 GMT, 213.78.94.22 Lines: 248 Path: mbox-mo1.pugleaf.net!g2news2.google.com!news4.google.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!news-in-01.newsfeed.easynews.com!easynews.com!easynews!newsfeed.news2me.com!nntp1.phx1.gblx.net!nntp.gblx.net!nntp.gblx.net!212.67.96.135!213.78.94.22 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit