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Article #532441Re: A jew joke (was Re: Just a stray thought)
From: Pr0r3p
Date: Fri, 20 Oct 2006 14:25
Date: Fri, 20 Oct 2006 14:25
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The Re'vr''ddd wrote: > On 19 Oct 2006 08:53:47 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: > > > > >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: > >> On 19 Oct 2006 08:15:22 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: > >> > >> > > >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: > >> >> On 19 Oct 2006 06:42:25 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: > >> >> > >> >> > > >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: > >> >> >> On 18 Oct 2006 20:42:12 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: > >> >> >> >> On 18 Oct 2006 13:07:48 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: > >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: > >> >> >> >> >> On 18 Oct 2006 08:13:23 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: > >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: > >> >> >> >> >> >> On 18 Oct 2006 07:57:35 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: > >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On 18 Oct 2006 05:27:53 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On 17 Oct 2006 11:03:18 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On 17 Oct 2006 07:06:33 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On 16 Oct 2006 10:57:53 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 16 Oct 2006 11:07:03 +0000 (UTC), "(PeteCresswell)" > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> <x@y.Invalid> wrote: > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Per Ken: > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>I was listening to the news today and a story came on about the > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>sectarian violence in Iraq, and the Sunni blowing up the Shiite, and > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>then Shiite beheading the Sunni, and then the .... And I thought, "Why > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>can't the different sects just get along? There can't be that big a > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>difference." > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >-------------------------------------------------------------- > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!" > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Why shouldn't I?" he asked. > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Like what?" > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Well ... are you religious or atheist?" > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Religious." > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?" > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Christian." > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?" > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Protestant." > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Me too! Are you Methodist or Baptist?" > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Methodist." > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Wow! Me too! Are you First United Methodist or Free Methodist?" > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Free Methodist." > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Me too! Are you Original Free Methodist, or are you Reformed Free Methodist?" > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Reformed Free Methodist." > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Me too! Are you Reformed Free Methodist, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Free > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Methodist, reformation of 1915?" > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Reformed Free Methodist, reformation of 1915!" > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >To which I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off. > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Now let's rewrite that joke for orthodox/conservative/reform jews. > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Why are you so hateful towards your own people, Rabbi? > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Shalom, asshole! > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Good boy! Now, go fetch the stick again... > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Now blow it out your ass. Be sure to point your rear at 'Israel'. > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Good boy! Now, go fetch the stick one more time... > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Is your alleged mind stuck? > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >LOL!!! I see you're still too stupid to understand that you're nothing > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >but a tool, someone who shows up anytime I throw a stick your way? > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! I always have the last word, idiot. > >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >ROFL!!! Like I said, you're a tool. > >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! I just knew you'd repeat yourself. > >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >It's not my fault that you didn't learn it the first time. > >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> Why don't you say it again? Just in case. > >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >Still chasing that stick, eh? > >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> Still stuck on that, eh? You need new material, moron. > >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >As long as you chase the stick, I'll continue to let you make an ass of > >> >> >> >yourself. > >> >> >> > >> >> >> See what I mean? > >> >> > > >> >> >It's not my problem you don't have the self-control to not respond. I > >> >> >just throw the stick and you continue to chase it, and I'll continue to > >> >> >do it as long as you're stupid enough to chase it. > >> >> > > >> >> >As you say, "love it or shove it." > >> >> > >> >> Still stuck on dogs and sticks, asshole? Time to move on, I would > >> >> have thought. But then you're obviously retarded. > >> >> <snigger> > >> > > >> >Are you still whining about being an owned bitch? > >> > >> Have you stopped beating your wife? > > > >Yep, you're still whining about being an owned bitch. > > When did you stop? > You haven't. > >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Good boy! Now, go fetch that stick again... > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Your alleged mind is stuck in gear again. > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >(stand-by for posting from the Rabbi, he has no self-control and can't > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >help himself). > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> See above, asshole. > >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >Thanks for admitting you have no self-control. > >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >Fetch boy....good dog.... > >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> Thanks for demonstrating that you're a total asshole. > >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> Feel free to repeat yourself. > >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >LOL!!! How typical. Now this asshole wants to blame others for his > >> >> >> >> >> >faults. > >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! The cunt thinks his/her inability to be original > >> >> >> >> >> is my fault! > >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >This asshole thinks his inability to not respond is my fault. Go fetch > >> >> >> >> >that stick. Good dog. > >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> Your originality is underrwhelming. > >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >Your inability to understand that you're nothing but a damn puppet on a > >> >> >> >string is quite humerous (sic). I say "jump", and you say "how high?". I > >> >> >> >say "fetch" and you go fetch. LOL!!! > >> >> >> > >> >> >> When did you last go for a reality check, moron? > >> >> > > >> >> >LOL!!!! I throw the stick and you chase it. That's reality, bitch. > >> >> >And, you prove it everytime you respond. > >> >> > >> >> Only in your parallel universe, cunt. LOL > >> > > >> >That explains why you responded, eh bitch? > >> > >> I already explained it to you, cunt. I always have the last word. > >> Read and weep. > > > >Fetch! > > Regressing again? > No, I'm sticking to what my original statement was. Only a troll like you would think sticking to the subject is regressing. > >> > >> >> > >> >> >> <snigger> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> > Still lacking the self-control to walk away, > >> >> >> >> >bitch? > >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> I ain't going anywhere, shitforbrains. > >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >That's a good dog... > >> >> >> > >> >> >> And again! Really impressive! > >> >> > > >> >> >Yes, your fetching skills are quite impressive. Fetch!!! > >> >> > >> >> See what I mean? Ever heard the expression "one trick pony"? > >> > > >> >Good dog. Fetch, again! > >> > >> There you are. Point proven! > > > >Yep, you've proven you're only capable on chasing sticks, you are > >indeed a "one trick pony". > > > >Here's another stick for you to chase....fetch! > > And, just to reinforce my point, you've done it again, you silly cunt. Quit chasing sticks, fucknut, and then you can quit bitching about me throwing them. Damn, how stupid are you? > <snigger>
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