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Article #532437Re: A jew joke (was Re: Just a stray thought)
From: Pr0r3p
Date: Thu, 19 Oct 2006 15:15
Date: Thu, 19 Oct 2006 15:15
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The Re'vr''ddd wrote: > On 19 Oct 2006 06:42:25 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: > > > > >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: > >> On 18 Oct 2006 20:42:12 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: > >> > >> > > >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: > >> >> On 18 Oct 2006 13:07:48 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: > >> >> > >> >> > > >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: > >> >> >> On 18 Oct 2006 08:13:23 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: > >> >> >> >> On 18 Oct 2006 07:57:35 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: > >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: > >> >> >> >> >> On 18 Oct 2006 05:27:53 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: > >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: > >> >> >> >> >> >> On 17 Oct 2006 11:03:18 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: > >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On 17 Oct 2006 07:06:33 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On 16 Oct 2006 10:57:53 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 16 Oct 2006 11:07:03 +0000 (UTC), "(PeteCresswell)" > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> <x@y.Invalid> wrote: > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Per Ken: > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>I was listening to the news today and a story came on about the > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>sectarian violence in Iraq, and the Sunni blowing up the Shiite, and > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>then Shiite beheading the Sunni, and then the .... And I thought, "Why > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>can't the different sects just get along? There can't be that big a > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>difference." > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >-------------------------------------------------------------- > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!" > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Why shouldn't I?" he asked. > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Like what?" > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Well ... are you religious or atheist?" > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Religious." > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?" > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Christian." > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?" > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Protestant." > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Me too! Are you Methodist or Baptist?" > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Methodist." > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Wow! Me too! Are you First United Methodist or Free Methodist?" > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Free Methodist." > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Me too! Are you Original Free Methodist, or are you Reformed Free Methodist?" > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Reformed Free Methodist." > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Me too! Are you Reformed Free Methodist, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Free > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Methodist, reformation of 1915?" > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Reformed Free Methodist, reformation of 1915!" > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >To which I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off. > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Now let's rewrite that joke for orthodox/conservative/reform jews. > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Why are you so hateful towards your own people, Rabbi? > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Shalom, asshole! > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Good boy! Now, go fetch the stick again... > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Now blow it out your ass. Be sure to point your rear at 'Israel'. > >> >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >Good boy! Now, go fetch the stick one more time... > >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> Is your alleged mind stuck? > >> >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >LOL!!! I see you're still too stupid to understand that you're nothing > >> >> >> >> >> >but a tool, someone who shows up anytime I throw a stick your way? > >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! I always have the last word, idiot. > >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >ROFL!!! Like I said, you're a tool. > >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! I just knew you'd repeat yourself. > >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >It's not my fault that you didn't learn it the first time. > >> >> >> > >> >> >> Why don't you say it again? Just in case. > >> >> > > >> >> >Still chasing that stick, eh? > >> >> > >> >> Still stuck on that, eh? You need new material, moron. > >> > > >> >As long as you chase the stick, I'll continue to let you make an ass of > >> >yourself. > >> > >> See what I mean? > > > >It's not my problem you don't have the self-control to not respond. I > >just throw the stick and you continue to chase it, and I'll continue to > >do it as long as you're stupid enough to chase it. > > > >As you say, "love it or shove it." > > Still stuck on dogs and sticks, asshole? Time to move on, I would > have thought. But then you're obviously retarded. > <snigger> Are you still whining about being an owned bitch? > > >> > >> >> >> >> >> >Good boy! Now, go fetch that stick again... > >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> Your alleged mind is stuck in gear again. > >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >(stand-by for posting from the Rabbi, he has no self-control and can't > >> >> >> >> >> >help himself). > >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> See above, asshole. > >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >Thanks for admitting you have no self-control. > >> >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >> >Fetch boy....good dog.... > >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> Thanks for demonstrating that you're a total asshole. > >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> Feel free to repeat yourself. > >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >LOL!!! How typical. Now this asshole wants to blame others for his > >> >> >> >faults. > >> >> >> > >> >> >> BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! The cunt thinks his/her inability to be original > >> >> >> is my fault! > >> >> > > >> >> >This asshole thinks his inability to not respond is my fault. Go fetch > >> >> >that stick. Good dog. > >> >> > >> >> Your originality is underrwhelming. > >> > > >> >Your inability to understand that you're nothing but a damn puppet on a > >> >string is quite humerous (sic). I say "jump", and you say "how high?". I > >> >say "fetch" and you go fetch. LOL!!! > >> > >> When did you last go for a reality check, moron? > > > >LOL!!!! I throw the stick and you chase it. That's reality, bitch. > >And, you prove it everytime you respond. > > Only in your parallel universe, cunt. LOL That explains why you responded, eh bitch? > > >> <snigger> > >> > >> >> > Still lacking the self-control to walk away, > >> >> >bitch? > >> >> > >> >> I ain't going anywhere, shitforbrains. > >> > > >> >That's a good dog... > >> > >> And again! Really impressive! > > > >Yes, your fetching skills are quite impressive. Fetch!!! > > See what I mean? Ever heard the expression "one trick pony"? Good dog. Fetch, again!
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Path: mbox-mo1.pugleaf.net!g2news2.google.com!postnews.google.com!f16g2000cwb.googlegroups.com!not-for-mail From: "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> Newsgroups: soc.culture.jewish,soc.culture.israel,alt.abortion,alt.games.diablo,alt.gossip.royalty Subject: Re: A jew joke (was Re: Just a stray thought) Date: 19 Oct 2006 08:15:22 -0700 Organization: http://groups.google.com Lines: 198 Message-ID: <1161270922.158332.238930@f16g2000cwb.googlegroups.com> References: <45336cbf.23229742@news.onetel.net.uk> <1161021473.399761.123130@e3g2000cwe.googlegroups.com> <45345a34.673288@news.onetel.net.uk> <1161093992.978522.189250@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com> <45350365.1684432@news.onetel.net.uk> <1161108198.207478.81860@e3g2000cwe.googlegroups.com> <4535bb96.4689182@news.onetel.net.uk> <1161174473.569029.236980@i3g2000cwc.googlegroups.com> <45362b75.8281858@news.onetel.net.uk> <1161183455.084790.207750@h48g2000cwc.googlegroups.com> <45364380.14436879@news.onetel.net.uk> <1161184403.409605.158810@f16g2000cwb.googlegroups.com> <45367643.27432585@news.onetel.net.uk> <1161202068.455725.81180@m73g2000cwd.googlegroups.com> <4536eb72.1837221@news.onetel.net.uk> <1161229332.460402.8620@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com> <4536f6d4.4750961@news.onetel.net.uk> <1161265345.650136.186870@f16g2000cwb.googlegroups.com> <453788ce.7694193@news.onetel.net.uk> NNTP-Posting-Host: 144.80.78.5 Mime-Version: 1.0 X-Trace: posting.google.com 1161270927 17249 127.0.0.1 (19 Oct 2006 15:15:27 GMT) X-Complaints-To: groups...@google.com NNTP-Posting-Date: Thu, 19 Oct 2006 15:15:27 +0000 (UTC) In-Reply-To: <453788ce.7694193@news.onetel.net.uk> User-Agent: G2/1.0 X-HTTP-UserAgent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1),gzip(gfe),gzip(gfe) X-HTTP-Via: 1.0 prox1.cc.iup.edu:3128 (squid/2.5.STABLE3) Complaints-To: groups...@google.com Injection-Info: f16g2000cwb.googlegroups.com; posting-host=144.80.78.5; posting-account=5KYJ-gwAAAAa8J1gVYUf8WKe3DKxFy0q Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit