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Article #532430Re: A jew joke (was Re: Just a stray thought)
From: reni... The Revrddd
Date: Wed, 18 Oct 2006 18:46
Date: Wed, 18 Oct 2006 18:46
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On 18 Oct 2006 08:13:23 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: > >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: >> On 18 Oct 2006 07:57:35 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> >> > >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: >> >> On 18 Oct 2006 05:27:53 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> >> >> >> > >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: >> >> >> On 17 Oct 2006 11:03:18 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: >> >> >> >> On 17 Oct 2006 07:06:33 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: >> >> >> >> >> On 16 Oct 2006 10:57:53 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote: >> >> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 16 Oct 2006 11:07:03 +0000 (UTC), "(PeteCresswell)" >> >> >> >> >> >> <x@y.Invalid> wrote: >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Per Ken: >> >> >> >> >> >> >>I was listening to the news today and a story came on about the >> >> >> >> >> >> >>sectarian violence in Iraq, and the Sunni blowing up the Shiite, and >> >> >> >> >> >> >>then Shiite beheading the Sunni, and then the .... And I thought, "Why >> >> >> >> >> >> >>can't the different sects just get along? There can't be that big a >> >> >> >> >> >> >>difference." >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >-------------------------------------------------------------- >> >> >> >> >> >> >I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, >> >> >> >> >> >> >about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!" >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Why shouldn't I?" he asked. >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Like what?" >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Well ... are you religious or atheist?" >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Religious." >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?" >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Christian." >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?" >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Protestant." >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Me too! Are you Methodist or Baptist?" >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Methodist." >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Wow! Me too! Are you First United Methodist or Free Methodist?" >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Free Methodist." >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Me too! Are you Original Free Methodist, or are you Reformed Free Methodist?" >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Reformed Free Methodist." >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Me too! Are you Reformed Free Methodist, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Free >> >> >> >> >> >> >Methodist, reformation of 1915?" >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >"Reformed Free Methodist, reformation of 1915!" >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >To which I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Now let's rewrite that joke for orthodox/conservative/reform jews. >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >Why are you so hateful towards your own people, Rabbi? >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Shalom, asshole! >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >Good boy! Now, go fetch the stick again... >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Now blow it out your ass. Be sure to point your rear at 'Israel'. >> >> >> > >> >> >> >Good boy! Now, go fetch the stick one more time... >> >> >> >> >> >> Is your alleged mind stuck? >> >> > >> >> >LOL!!! I see you're still too stupid to understand that you're nothing >> >> >but a tool, someone who shows up anytime I throw a stick your way? >> >> >> >> BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! I always have the last word, idiot. >> > >> >ROFL!!! Like I said, you're a tool. >> >> BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! I just knew you'd repeat yourself. > >It's not my fault that you didn't learn it the first time. Why don't you say it again? Just in case. >> >> >> >Good boy! Now, go fetch that stick again... >> >> >> >> Your alleged mind is stuck in gear again. >> >> >> >> >(stand-by for posting from the Rabbi, he has no self-control and can't >> >> >help himself). >> >> >> >> See above, asshole. >> > >> >Thanks for admitting you have no self-control. >> > >> >Fetch boy....good dog.... >> >> Thanks for demonstrating that you're a total asshole. >> >> Feel free to repeat yourself. > >LOL!!! How typical. Now this asshole wants to blame others for his >faults. BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! The cunt thinks his/her inability to be original is my fault!
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From: reni...@anglikkkoon.com.za (The Re'vr''ddd) Newsgroups: soc.culture.jewish,soc.culture.israel,alt.abortion,alt.games.diablo,alt.gossip.royalty Subject: Re: A jew joke (was Re: Just a stray thought) Date: Wed, 18 Oct 2006 18:46:44 GMT Message-ID: <45367643.27432585@news.onetel.net.uk> References: <1160953037.545596.283970@b28g2000cwb.googlegroups.com> <ujs5j25sqargmiem2gm7mhgijp6nm2l45k@4ax.com> <45336cbf.23229742@news.onetel.net.uk> <1161021473.399761.123130@e3g2000cwe.googlegroups.com> <45345a34.673288@news.onetel.net.uk> <1161093992.978522.189250@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com> <45350365.1684432@news.onetel.net.uk> <1161108198.207478.81860@e3g2000cwe.googlegroups.com> <4535bb96.4689182@news.onetel.net.uk> <1161174473.569029.236980@i3g2000cwc.googlegroups.com> <45362b75.8281858@news.onetel.net.uk> <1161183455.084790.207750@h48g2000cwc.googlegroups.com> <45364380.14436879@news.onetel.net.uk> <1161184403.409605.158810@f16g2000cwb.googlegroups.com> X-Newsreader: Forte Free Agent 1.11/32.235 NNTP-Posting-Host: 213.78.89.111 X-Trace: 18 Oct 2006 19:45:35 GMT, 213.78.89.111 Lines: 126 Path: mbox-mo1.pugleaf.net!g2news2.google.com!news2.google.com!news4.google.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!newshub.sdsu.edu!newsfeed.news2me.com!nntp1.phx1.gblx.net!nntp.gblx.net!nntp.gblx.net!212.67.96.135!213.78.89.111 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit