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Re: A jew joke (was Re: Just a stray thought)

#532430
From: reni... The Revrddd
Date: Wed, 18 Oct 2006 18:46
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On 18 Oct 2006 08:13:23 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>
>The Re'vr''ddd wrote:
>> On 18 Oct 2006 07:57:35 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote:
>> >> On 18 Oct 2006 05:27:53 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >
>> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote:
>> >> >> On 17 Oct 2006 11:03:18 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote:
>> >> >> >> On 17 Oct 2006 07:06:33 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> On 16 Oct 2006 10:57:53 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 16 Oct 2006 11:07:03 +0000 (UTC), "(PeteCresswell)"
>> >> >> >> >> >> <x@y.Invalid> wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >Per Ken:
>> >> >> >> >> >> >>I was listening to the news today and a story came on about the
>> >> >> >> >> >> >>sectarian violence in Iraq, and the Sunni blowing up the Shiite, and
>> >> >> >> >> >> >>then Shiite beheading the Sunni, and then the ....  And I thought, "Why
>> >> >> >> >> >> >>can't the different sects just get along? There can't be that big a
>> >> >> >> >> >> >>difference."
>> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> >--------------------------------------------------------------
>> >> >> >> >> >> >I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge,
>> >> >> >> >> >> >about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!"
>> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> >"Why shouldn't I?" he asked.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> >I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"
>> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> >"Like what?"
>> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> >"Well ... are you religious or atheist?"
>> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> >"Religious."
>> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> >"Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?"
>> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> >"Christian."
>> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> >"Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"
>> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> >"Protestant."
>> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> >"Me too! Are you Methodist or Baptist?"
>> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> >"Methodist."
>> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> >"Wow! Me too! Are you First United Methodist or Free Methodist?"
>> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> >"Free Methodist."
>> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> >"Me too! Are you Original Free Methodist, or are you Reformed Free Methodist?"
>> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> >"Reformed Free Methodist."
>> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> >"Me too! Are you Reformed Free Methodist, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Free
>> >> >> >> >> >> >Methodist, reformation of 1915?"
>> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> >"Reformed Free Methodist, reformation of 1915!"
>> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> >To which I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.
>> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> Now let's rewrite that joke for orthodox/conservative/reform jews.
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >Why are you so hateful towards your own people, Rabbi?
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> Shalom, asshole!
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >Good boy!  Now, go fetch the stick again...
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Now blow it out your ass.  Be sure to point your rear at 'Israel'.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >Good boy!  Now, go fetch the stick one more time...
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Is your alleged mind stuck?
>> >> >
>> >> >LOL!!!  I see you're still too stupid to understand that you're nothing
>> >> >but a tool, someone who shows up anytime I throw a stick your way?
>> >>
>> >> BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!   I always have the last word, idiot.
>> >
>> >ROFL!!!  Like I said, you're a tool.
>>
>> BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!  I just knew you'd repeat yourself.
>
>It's not my fault that you didn't learn it the first time.

Why don't you say it again?  Just in case.

>>
>> >> >Good boy!  Now, go fetch that stick again...
>> >>
>> >> Your alleged mind is stuck in gear again.
>> >>
>> >> >(stand-by for posting from the Rabbi, he has no self-control and can't
>> >> >help himself).
>> >>
>> >> See above, asshole.
>> >
>> >Thanks for admitting you have no self-control.
>> >
>> >Fetch boy....good dog....
>>
>> Thanks for demonstrating that you're a total asshole.
>>
>> Feel free to repeat yourself.
>
>LOL!!!  How typical.  Now this asshole wants to blame others for his
>faults.

BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!   The cunt thinks his/her inability to be original
is my fault!
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From: reni...@anglikkkoon.com.za (The Re'vr''ddd)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.jewish,soc.culture.israel,alt.abortion,alt.games.diablo,alt.gossip.royalty
Subject: Re: A jew joke (was Re: Just a stray thought)
Date: Wed, 18 Oct 2006 18:46:44 GMT
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