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The Re'vr''ddd wrote:
> On 18 Oct 2006 05:27:53 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >
> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote:
> >> On 17 Oct 2006 11:03:18 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> >
> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote:
> >> >> On 17 Oct 2006 07:06:33 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >
> >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote:
> >> >> >> On 16 Oct 2006 10:57:53 -0700, "Pr0r3p" <pr0...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >The Re'vr''ddd wrote:
> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 16 Oct 2006 11:07:03 +0000 (UTC), "(PeteCresswell)"
> >> >> >> >> <x@y.Invalid> wrote:
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >Per Ken:
> >> >> >> >> >>I was listening to the news today and a story came on about the
> >> >> >> >> >>sectarian violence in Iraq, and the Sunni blowing up the Shiite, and
> >> >> >> >> >>then Shiite beheading the Sunni, and then the ....  And I thought, "Why
> >> >> >> >> >>can't the different sects just get along? There can't be that big a
> >> >> >> >> >>difference."
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >--------------------------------------------------------------
> >> >> >> >> >I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge,
> >> >> >> >> >about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!"
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >"Why shouldn't I?" he asked.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >"Like what?"
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >"Well ... are you religious or atheist?"
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >"Religious."
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >"Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?"
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >"Christian."
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >"Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >"Protestant."
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >"Me too! Are you Methodist or Baptist?"
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >"Methodist."
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >"Wow! Me too! Are you First United Methodist or Free Methodist?"
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >"Free Methodist."
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >"Me too! Are you Original Free Methodist, or are you Reformed Free Methodist?"
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >"Reformed Free Methodist."
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >"Me too! Are you Reformed Free Methodist, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Free
> >> >> >> >> >Methodist, reformation of 1915?"
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >"Reformed Free Methodist, reformation of 1915!"
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >To which I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Now let's rewrite that joke for orthodox/conservative/reform jews.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >Why are you so hateful towards your own people, Rabbi?
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Shalom, asshole!
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Good boy!  Now, go fetch the stick again...
> >> >>
> >> >> Now blow it out your ass.  Be sure to point your rear at 'Israel'.
> >> >
> >> >Good boy!  Now, go fetch the stick one more time...
> >>
> >> Is your alleged mind stuck?
> >
> >LOL!!!  I see you're still too stupid to understand that you're nothing
> >but a tool, someone who shows up anytime I throw a stick your way?
>
> BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!   I always have the last word, idiot.

ROFL!!!  Like I said, you're a tool.

>
> >Good boy!  Now, go fetch that stick again...
>
> Your alleged mind is stuck in gear again.
>
> >(stand-by for posting from the Rabbi, he has no self-control and can't
> >help himself).
>
> See above, asshole.

Thanks for admitting you have no self-control.

Fetch boy....good dog....