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On 18 Oct 2006 00:25:03 -0700, "Waldo" <wald...@my-deja.com> wrote:

>The Re'vr''ddd wrote:
>> On 17 Oct 2006 19:54:41 -0700, "Waldo" <wald...@my-deja.com> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >Question Quigley wrote:
>> >> That's not true.  You have to be born into the faith.
>> >
>> >Jews are not a "faith" but a species - at least according to certain
>> >prominent and highly influential Jews.
>> >
>> >> Conversos don't qualify.
>> >
>> >
>> >"Conversos"? Don't be silly, one cannot "convert" from one species to
>> >another.
>> >
>> >
>> >> As I noted, the check is made out to my wife.
>> >
>> >
>> >Your wife's a Jew? Got kids? They're Jews as well. Had the roles been
>> >reversed, and YOU were the Jew, they'd be Goyim.
>>
>> They're actually half-jewish in either case.
>
>Perhaps in the perspective of most reasonable, rational people, but not
>in the eyes of Jews. According to the Jewish view, any child born to a
>Jewish mother is 100% Jewish, and will ALWAYS remain a Jew, regardless
>of life choices.

Yes, a ridiculous view, isn't it?   Jew DNA comes from both parents.
Jews don't get to decide who's a jew.  We have DNA testing for that.
If blacks were allowed to decide who's black, how many would admit to
being black?

> Take Madeline Albright, for example, though she was
>supposedly raised Catholic, and (supposedly) didn't discover her
>"Jewish roots" until 1997, she is the child of a JEWISH MOTHER, and
>is therefor a Jew, through and through. She could immigrate to Israel
>tomorrow under the "Law of Return", no questions asked.

I could have told her she was jewish just by looking at her.   Don't
these g-ddam people use mirrors, for fuck's sake?

>OTOH, the child of a Goyim mother is a Goy, and is not viewed as a
>"Jew" by other Jews, period. You can whittle the child's pee-pee down
>to a nub, make him wear a yarmulke and ringlets, even have the little
>bastard bar mitzvah'd  and he'll *still* be a Goy - *unless* he
>undergoes "conversion".
>
>Conversion is another matter. Jews consider Judaism to be a private
>party, and are *very* reluctant to allow Goyim interlopers to join in.

Why anyone in their right mind would even want to be jewish is another
question.

>Many of the more conservative and orthodox sects of Judaism consider
>"conversions" performed by the more "liberal" sects to be as valid as a
>Dick Tracy Detective badge. For instance, radio talk show windbag Dr.
>Laura Slutfinger was born to a Jewish father and a Gentile mother.
>Relatively late in life, she had the desire to follow her father's
>lineage, and deciding to convert to Judaism, underwent a "conservative"
>conversion (all with great public fanfare).
>
>Later, she decided to go the next step and undergo an ORTHODOX
>conversion, be cause she had a morbid desire to be buried in Israel,
>and would NOT be permitted to do so unless she had endured the Orthodox
>conversion.
>
>Quoting Schlessinger:  "A large part of me wanted to make a statement
>after that experience, to stand even taller about Jewish values," she
>told the Jewish Telegraphic Agency in 2001. "Besides, if you don't
>have an Orthodox conversion, you can't get buried in Israel. I want
>to be close to ground zero."
>
>http://www.religionnewsblog.com/4006/dr-laura-renounces-jewish-orthodoxy
>
>(May her wish that Israel become "ground zero" be fulfilled soon.
>Amen.)
>
>Slutfinger's experience with "Adventures in Judaism" turned out to be
>rather bitter, as she discovered the painful lesson that she would
>ALWAYS be a shiksa in the eyes of most Jews. Slutfinger found out the
>hard way that Jews are THE most racist, bigoted, prejudiced and
>spiteful creatures ever to consume oxygen - too nasty even for the
>likes of her, and that is saying quite a bit.
>
>Slutfinger wound up dumping Judaism. Quoting from the above link: "My
>identifying with this entity and my fulfilling the rituals, etcetera,
>of the entity, that has ended."
>
>Note to Schmoozan Cohen: Once a shiksa, always a shiksa.

Yes, nobody has *ever* acquired susceptibility to genetic jew diseases
by 'conversion'.