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"Cmdr Krud" <au...@primenet.com> wrote:

>Hi, my name is Biff, and I'm a spamaholic.  Here's my story:
>
>A little while back, I was browsing these newsgroups, just like you are
>now, and came across an article similar to this that said you couldmake
>thousands of dollars within weeks with only an initial investment of $5.00!
>So I thought, "Yeah, right, this must be a scam!", but I kept reading. 
>
>Then I figured I would try it and see what happens.  Turns out that it WAS
>a scam and I lost all my money.  So now, out of desperation, I'm trying to
>pull the same scam on you.  I figure that if I was stupid enough to fall
>for it then there must be at least a few people out there who are also
>stupid enough to fall for it.  If you are one of these people then send me
>$5.  You won't get anything in return, but that's what *scams* are all
>about, aren't they?  
>
>The only thing I can't figure out is where do all the $5 bills go?  I bet
>my friends on the Psychic Friends Network will know the answer.  They MUST
>be real psychics because when I called for my free ten minutes, they knew
>that I was calling for the free ten minutes.  How would they know that if
>they weren't really psychic?
>
>Anyway, send me $5 and you too can be a part of the biggest scam on the
>internet.  Doesn't that sound exciting?
>
>-Biff
>  
>
Tee hee hee