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Re: Testers WANTED :
#27973
Author: Johnathan J.Stavsky
Date: Sat, 17 Feb 1996 00:00
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Tom Fisher wrote:
> 
> In article <4e9318$o...@thor.cmp.ilstu.edu>, rpm...@rs6000.cmp.ilstu.edu wrote:
> 
> > I'll take a shot at it...sign me on!
> >
> > Ray
> 
> I don't know what the original message was, but
> 
> SIGN ME UP!
> 
> Tom
> 

Me, too, please..

		Johnathan
Re: Testers WANTED :
#27974
Author: to... Tony Geraghty
Date: Sun, 18 Feb 1996 00:00
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"Johnathan J.Stavsky" <j...@netvision.net.il> wrote:

>Tom Fisher wrote:

>> I don't know what the original message was, but
>> 
>> SIGN ME UP!
>> 
>> Tom
>> 

>Me, too, please..

>		Johnathan

Says it all really , doesn`t it ?

Christ !!!!

Tony

http://www.iol.ie/~tonyg 
Re: Testers WANTED :
#27975
Author: Sloth
Date: Thu, 22 Feb 1996 00:00
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On Sat, 17 Feb 1996, Johnathan J.Stavsky wrote:

< --------------- snip -------------------->

> > SIGN ME UP!
> > 
> > Tom
> > 
> 
> Me, too, please..
> 
> 		Johnathan

Dear

 [ ] dummy       [X] useless SOB          [ ] pres...@whitehouse.gov
 [ ] newbie      [ ] ignorant AOL-type    [ ] False Prophet
 [ ] Pink Boy    [ ] ignoramus, misc.     [ ] (insert your name here)

   You are being sent this letter/flame because

 [ ] you posted some crap that doesn't belong in this group
 [ ] you posted a "test" to someplace other than alt.test
 [ ] you posted a request for an article which was posted three
     times in the past week
 [ ] you posted a request for a mythical gif
 [ ] I am sleep-netting again and am unaware of my actions
 [ ] you didn't look in the Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ) file before 
     posting your question
 [ ] you said something   [ ] pointlessly rude   [ ] incomprehensible
                          [ ] dangerously inaccurate
 [ ] you posted an inanely stupid and illegal 'Make Money Fast' article
 [ ] I left a terminal with my account logged in and someone found it
 [ ] you posted public request for adult FTP sites instead of email
 [X] you posted a [f]ollowup when you should have made a [r]eply
 [ ] your .sig is larger than anything you can think to say
 [ ] I don't like your dumb handle
 [ ] I don't like your face
 [X] you quoted an entire article when you didn't need to

   To clear yourself of this infraction, you must

 [X] ask me nicely to send you "EFF's Guide to the Internet"
 [ ] beat yourself soundly about the head and shoulders
 [X] go to news.answers and read everything you find there
 [ ] learn how to use control-k to edit
 [ ] pull your head out of your ass
 [ ] take a 1-week sabbatical from the keyboard
 [ ] take a 1-year sabbatical from the keyboard
 [ ] never come within 30 yards of another terminal
 [X] pay more attention to netiquette
 [ ] send $1 to The SubGenius Foundation, Box 140306, Dallas, TX 75214 
     and PRAY IT'S NOT TOO LATE ALREADY

   and don't do it again.  Lastly,

 [ ] good luck
 [X] get help
 [ ] get bent


------------------------------------------------------------------------
When you can't say 'fuck', you can't say 'fuck the government.'

				Sloth
Multiple choice flame response!!
#27976
Author: trevo... Trevor May
Date: Fri, 23 Feb 1996 00:00
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Flame people the easy way with this handy form!

--8<------------------------------------------------------------

Dear

 [ ] dummy       [ ] useless SOB          [ ] pres...@whitehouse.gov
 [ ] newbie      [ ] ignorant AOL-type    [ ] False Prophet
 [ ] Pink Boy    [ ] ignoramus, misc.     [ ] (insert your name here)

   You are being sent this letter/flame because

 [ ] you posted some crap that doesn't belong in this group
 [ ] you posted a "test" to someplace other than alt.test
 [ ] you posted a request for an article which was posted three
     times in the past week
 [ ] you posted a request for a mythical gif
 [ ] I am sleep-netting again and am unaware of my actions
 [ ] you didn't look in the Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ) file before 
     posting your question
 [ ] you said something   [ ] pointlessly rude   [ ] incomprehensible
                          [ ] dangerously inaccurate
 [ ] you posted an inanely stupid and illegal 'Make Money Fast' article
 [ ] I left a terminal with my account logged in and someone found it
 [ ] you posted public request for adult FTP sites instead of email
 [ ] you posted a [f]ollowup when you should have made a [r]eply
 [ ] your .sig is larger than anything you can think to say
 [ ] I don't like your dumb handle
 [ ] I don't like your face
 [ ] you quoted an entire article when you didn't need to

    To clear yourself of this infraction, you must

 [ ] ask me nicely to send you "EFF's Guide to the Internet"
 [ ] beat yourself soundly about the head and shoulders
 [ ] go to news.answers and read everything you find there
 [ ] learn how to use control-k to edit
 [ ] pull your head out of your ass
 [ ] take a 1-week sabbatical from the keyboard
 [ ] take a 1-year sabbatical from the keyboard
 [ ] never come within 30 yards of another terminal
 [ ] pay more attention to netiquette
 [ ] send $1 to The SubGenius Foundation, Box 140306, Dallas, TX 75214 
     and PRAY IT'S NOT TOO LATE ALREADY

   and don't do it again.  Lastly,

 [ ] good luck
 [ ] get help
 [ ] get bent
Re: Multiple choice flame response!!
#27977
Author: F LAMER
Date: Fri, 23 Feb 1996 00:00
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trevo...@zetnet.co.uk (Trevor May) stumbled over the keyboard and
wrote:

>Flame people the easy way with this handy form!

[snip]

Alrighty...

 [x] dummy       [ ] useless SOB          [ ] pres...@whitehouse.gov
 [x] newbie      [ ] ignorant AOL-type    [ ] False Prophet
 [ ] Pink Boy    [ ] ignoramus, misc.     [ ] (insert your name here)

   You are being sent this letter/flame because

 [x] you posted some crap that doesn't belong in this group
 [ ] you posted a "test" to someplace other than alt.test
 [ ] you posted a request for an article which was posted three times
in the past week
 [ ] you posted a request for a mythical gif
 [ ] I am sleep-netting again and am unaware of my actions
 [ ] you didn't look in the Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ) file
before posting your question
 [ ] you said something   [ ] pointlessly rude   [ ] incomprehensible
                          [ ] dangerously inaccurate
 [ ] you posted an inanely stupid and illegal 'Make Money Fast'
article
 [ ] I left a terminal with my account logged in and someone found it
 [ ] you posted public request for adult FTP sites instead of email
 [ ] you posted a [f]ollowup when you should have made a [r]eply
 [ ] your .sig is larger than anything you can think to say
 [ ] I don't like your dumb handle
 [ ] I don't like your face
 [ ] you quoted an entire article when you didn't need to

    To clear yourself of this infraction, you must

 [ ] ask me nicely to send you "EFF's Guide to the Internet"
 [ ] beat yourself soundly about the head and shoulders
 [ ] go to news.answers and read everything you find there
 [ ] learn how to use control-k to edit
 [ ] pull your head out of your ass
 [ ] take a 1-week sabbatical from the keyboard
 [ ] take a 1-year sabbatical from the keyboard
 [ ] never come within 30 yards of another terminal
 [x] pay more attention to netiquette
 [ ] send $1 to The SubGenius Foundation, Box 140306, Dallas, TX 75214

     and PRAY IT'S NOT TOO LATE ALREADY

   and don't do it again.  Lastly,

 [ ] good luck
 [x] get help
 [ ] get bent


(F)LAMER!


The opinions expressed here are my own and do not reflect those of my employer!
(But then, you knew that!)
Re: Multiple choice flame response!!
#27978
Author: trevo... Trevor May
Date: Fri, 23 Feb 1996 00:00
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In message <4gk7ns$4...@news.uni-c.dk>
        (F)LAMER! writes: 

> >Flame people the easy way with this handy form!
> [snip]
> Alrighty...

I apologise for posting this in comp.graphics.animation. It was meant 
for another newsgroup but was posted here by the fault of my 
software. (I'm a beta-tester of our mail software).

Looks like I've found another bug.

Apologies,
Trev.
Re: Multiple choice flame response!!
#27979
Author: fe... Ferdinand Goldmann
Date: Tue, 27 Feb 1996 00:00
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Trevor May (trevo...@zetnet.co.uk) wrote:
: Flame people the easy way with this handy form!

... how about writing a perl script that goes through the points and then
sends the mail using the 'write' command to produce a nicely formatted mail.
Would be neat. How about even writing a curses based program. Or even X-Motif
based!! You could call it 'easyflame' and get rich with it! Like
NetScape. Flaming has a future hehe.

/ferdl
--
<< In Real Life:  Goldmann Ferdinand                   --= LinuX rules =-- >>
<< IRC         :  DrAkHaI 8^)                             UP THE IRONS!    >>
<< eMail       :  fe...@wildsau.idv.uni-linz.ac.at                         >>
<<    ... Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the GateZ    >>
<<    for it is a human number, its number is six hundred and sixty six    >>
<<-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+->>
<< In protest of the censorship of the Internet by the United States       >>
<< Government I am including the words "fuck you" in my .sig file and will >>
<< include the words "fuck you" in all my letters and articles on the      >>
<< Internet.  I shall continue to do so until the Exon Amendement to the   >>
<< Telecommunications Deregulation Act is struck down or repealed.         >>
Re: Multiple choice flame response!!
#27980
Author: tj... Charles Haeberle
Date: Tue, 27 Feb 1996 00:00
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3291 bytes
On 27 Feb 1996 11:54:19 GMT, fe...@oeh.uni-linz.ac.at (Ferdinand
Goldmann) wrote:

>Trevor May (trevo...@zetnet.co.uk) wrote:
>: Flame people the easy way with this handy form!
>
>... how about writing a perl script that goes through the points and then
>sends the mail using the 'write' command to produce a nicely formatted mail.
>Would be neat. How about even writing a curses based program. Or even X-Motif
>based!! You could call it 'easyflame' and get rich with it! Like
>NetScape. Flaming has a future hehe.


Dear

 [X] dummy       [ ] useless SOB          [ ] pres...@whitehouse.gov
 [ ] newbie      [ ] ignorant AOL-type    [ ] False Prophet
 [ ] Pink Boy    [ ] ignoramus, misc.     [ ] (insert your name here)

   You are being sent this letter/flame because

 [X] you posted some crap that doesn't belong in this group
 [ ] you posted a "test" to someplace other than alt.test
 [ ] you posted a request for an article which was posted three
     times in the past week
 [ ] you posted a request for a mythical gif
 [ ] I am sleep-netting again and am unaware of my actions
 [ ] you didn't look in the Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ) file
before 
     posting your question
 [ ] you said something   [ ] pointlessly rude   [ ] incomprehensible
                          [ ] dangerously inaccurate
 [ ] you posted an inanely stupid and illegal 'Make Money Fast'
article
 [ ] I left a terminal with my account logged in and someone found it
 [ ] you posted public request for adult FTP sites instead of email
 [X] you posted a [f]ollowup when you should have made a [r]eply
 [ ] your .sig is larger than anything you can think to say
 [ ] I don't like your dumb handle
 [ ] I don't like your face
 [ ] you quoted an entire article when you didn't need to

    To clear yourself of this infraction, you must

 [ ] ask me nicely to send you "EFF's Guide to the Internet"
 [X] beat yourself soundly about the head and shoulders
 [ ] go to news.answers and read everything you find there
 [ ] learn how to use control-k to edit
 [ ] pull your head out of your ass
 [ ] take a 1-week sabbatical from the keyboard
 [ ] take a 1-year sabbatical from the keyboard
 [ ] never come within 30 yards of another terminal
 [X] pay more attention to netiquette
 [ ] send $1 to The SubGenius Foundation, Box 140306, Dallas, TX 75214

     and PRAY IT'S NOT TOO LATE ALREADY

   and don't do it again.  Lastly,

 [ ] good luck
 [X] get help
 [X] get bent

B-)
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