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Re: D'oh!

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From: Zagadka
Date: Thu, 08 Apr 1999 00:00
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Richard Stevens <stv...@globalnet.co.uk> wrote in message
news:7ehu62$a1v$1@newnews.global.net.uk...
> By replying to these postings you are just proving to yourself and all
> others how low you actually are.  Here, for the benefit of speech freedom
is
> the summary for all of you:

Unlike your biggotry, which is, of course, high and informed, since you are
British, and like selling opium to countries to get favorable trade deals.

> 1) Americans are fat and unintelligent.

We have better teeth. I mean, c'mon. Even the IRISH don't like you.

> When Chris Columbus found that lump
> of earth

Whih happens to be feeding you.

> all those years ago, Britain sent all its loosers over.

No, all the perseuted protestants in Holland who ran from religious
persecution in England risked a journey into the unknown rather than face
the mad ravings of your royalty.

> Then, all
> of these 'Americans massacred all of the native americans and slaughtered
> all their children.  Once that was over, you built a load of McDonalds'
and
> al got fat.

Ah, such short memories... tell me again when the last time YOU (as a
nation) visited, say, China, or, I dunno... South Africa...

> 2) Austrailia was populated by British convicts.  Assies are criminals who
> slaughtered all of the Aboriginies for their land and are not intelligent
> either because they have criminal backgrounds.

I've known crooks smarter than you.

> If I have missed anyone out, please tell me and I'll add some more.

You forgot the part where your monarchy was so utterly inept, and your
ruling classes so totally stupid that they imported GERMANS to lead you
(after previously trying the Dutch), and letting them walk around raving
madly so long that we finally got sick of it and kicked your Imperial asses
to England.

> Soccer is great,

OK.

> americans are fat

You know this from personal experience, da?

> (The best game in the world is apparently
> to you one where you sit down on your fat behinds eating for three hours)

Which one is that?

> This was originally a C&C Newsgroup you know.
>
> Brits rule the world.

You tried and failed. I believe you have 1 more Imperial aset: A few islands
scattered around here and there. Even your leased city from China that you
got from coercion etc failed. Japan kicked your asses out of Asia and the
colonies told you to piss off. I mean, your most recent war was fought
against *ARGENTINA.* Great power struggle there. Hey, why doesn't England
bend over so they can get raped - and enjoy it? Oh, yea! They are! Now, go
shoot down something like good NATO puppets... maybe we'll loan you some
JSFs and let you see a carrier.

> I have to admit I know a lot of yanks that are nice people, this post was
> for all of you that have to argue (badly) that you all are.

Never said that we are. Just said that you're a moron with no sense of
history whatsoever.
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Subject: Re: D'oh!
Date: 1999/04/08
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