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Article #16895

Re: Away...

#16895
From: Kit
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1999 00:00
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db wrote:

> The Unknown James <Unknow...@knet.nu> wrote in message
> news:iBWCSJAhY4p2Ewsx@webley.demon.co.uk...
> :In article <787drc$ik5$7...@news07.btx.dtag.de>, db <dirk.blankenburg@t-
> :online.de> writes
> :>
> :>The Unknown James <Unknow...@knet.nu> wrote in message
> :>news:Aa66UCAR4jp2EwYL@webley.demon.co.uk...
> :>:db wrote:
> :>:>
> :>:>The Unknown James <Unknow...@knet.nu> wrote in message
> :>:>news:op2AYBAiQgp2Ewug@webley.demon.co.uk...
> :>:>:db wrote:
> :>:>:>
> :>:>:>Robin <rev...@globalxs.nl> wrote in message
> :>news:916832929.802866@polka..
> :>:>.
> :>:>:>:Before I had Internet I said to my mom (to convince her), "Mom, I
> will
> :>:>pay
> :>:>:>:all telephone costs that I make when I am online".
> :>:>:>:
> :>:>:>:BIG MISTAKE!
> :>:>:>
> :>:>:>Hm... My father came in my room one day, with a modem in his hand and
> :>:>said:
> :>:>:>"Here you are, I've won an internet account..."
> :>:>:"Unfortunately it was a weirdo Halloween party, and I had to bob for
> the
> :>:>:modem. It's a bit wet, but once it dries I'm sure it'll be fine..."
> :>:>
> :>:>Does this also happen to you? You see a sentence and you *know* there's
> a
> :>:>joke in there somewhere. But you don't understand the word of which you
> :>:>think it is the most important?!
> :>:
> :>:That would cover pretty much everything I've ever written, yes...
> :>:
> :>:
> :>:>BritishTS [01-19-1999, in a chat]: "Do any of you know Psycho?"
> :>:>- James: "I know a psycho, but not somebody with that name..."
> :>:>- Dirk: "Chris? Kit?..."
> :>:>- James: "Kit is a psycho, yes... Chris is a psycho..."
> :>:
> :>:Typo. I actually said:
> :>:
> :>:"Kit is a psycho, yes... Chris is a pshcyo"
> :>You did?
> :>Should I change it?
> :
> :Yeah, otherwise it doesn't make sense...
>
> Hm... I think I just discovered the joke in it...

AH!! I get it now!!!! I only started looking for a joke when you said
that.......
So, you're not the slowest D!rk....


-- Kit
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From: Kit <k...@earthling.net>
Subject: Re: Away...
Date: 1999/01/25
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