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> > >
> > > Hey guys you know something? You can get money from doing the
> > > following series of action.
> > >
> > > 1. Click on sidebar/ SELL
> > > 2. Put the $ sign on a building
> > > 3. Left click your mouse
> > >
> > > Wallah!! You are a few hundred tiberium richer!!
> > >
> > > But... there's one drawback: You will lose your building for good.
> > > Hahaha.
> > >



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Things That Cops Hate:

Holster only holds two doughnuts.
Young perps run way too fast.
Jelly filling makes radio knobs sticky.
Belly gets sore rubbing on steering wheel.
Stale doughnuts.
 
Signs You Have a Bad Airline Pilot:

You overhear him say on the intercom "Hey, Pedro, What's this gizmo do?"
For the past two hours, you've been going straight up
He says, "We're cruising at an altitude of 40 feet"
Co-pilot is sitting on his lap
When you take off he yells, "Weeeeeeeeee!"
At some point he announces, "Screw Chicago, Let's go find that Mars observer!"
He's wearing a Domino's Pizza uniform
Over P.A. you hear, "Heh, heh, heh, this plane sucks, heh, heh, heh"
The pilot as the same guy drove your cab to the airport
Keeps referring to the control tower as "Mommy"

Rejected New Names for EuroDisney

Euro Disaster 
La Veal de Guys in Big Smelly Costumes 
Beaucoup de Crap Americain 
Boutros Boutros-Goofy 
Have-You-Forgotten-We-Saved- Your-Ass-In-The-World-War-Two-Land 

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