🚀 go-pugleaf

trevo...@zetnet.co.uk (Trevor May) wrote:
>Flame people the easy way with this handy form!
>
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>
>Dear
>
> [ ] dummy       [ ] useless SOB          [ ] pres...@whitehouse.gov
> [ ] newbie      [ ] ignorant AOL-type    [X] False Prophet
> [ ] Pink Boy    [ ] ignoramus, misc.     [ ] (insert your name here)
>
>   You are being sent this letter/flame because
>
> [X] you posted some crap that doesn't belong in this group
> [ ] you posted a "test" to someplace other than alt.test
> [ ] you posted a request for an article which was posted three
>     times in the past week
> [ ] you posted a request for a mythical gif
> [ ] I am sleep-netting again and am unaware of my actions
> [ ] you didn't look in the Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ) file before 
>     posting your question
> [X] you said something   [X] pointlessly rude   [ ] incomprehensible
>                          [ ] dangerously inaccurate
> [ ] you posted an inanely stupid and illegal 'Make Money Fast' article
> [ ] I left a terminal with my account logged in and someone found it
> [ ] you posted public request for adult FTP sites instead of email
> [ ] you posted a [f]ollowup when you should have made a [r]eply
> [ ] your .sig is larger than anything you can think to say
> [X] I don't like your dumb handle
> [ ] I don't like your face
> [ ] you quoted an entire article when you didn't need to
>
>    To clear yourself of this infraction, you must
>
> [ ] ask me nicely to send you "EFF's Guide to the Internet"
> [ ] beat yourself soundly about the head and shoulders
> [X] go to news.answers and read everything you find there
> [ ] learn how to use control-k to edit
> [ ] pull your head out of your ass
> [ ] take a 1-week sabbatical from the keyboard
> [X] take a 1-year sabbatical from the keyboard
> [ ] never come within 30 yards of another terminal
> [ ] pay more attention to netiquette
> [X] send $1 to The SubGenius Foundation, Box 140306, Dallas, TX 75214 
>     and PRAY IT'S NOT TOO LATE ALREADY
>
>   and don't do it again.  Lastly,
>
> [ ] good luck
> [X] get help
> [ ] get bent
>
>
>

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