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UFAQ - It's late. I know. Bite me.
Author: Sigbjørn Lund Olsen
Date: Mon, 19 Feb 2001 20:52
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Unified FAQ =========== For: o alt.games.command-n-conq o alt.games.command.and.conquer o alt.games.redalert o alt.games.command-n-conq.red-alert o alt.games.tiberian-sun o alt.games.redalert2 By: o Matt (Dark Samurai) o Stevie Kay o Sigbj�rn Lund Olsen (e...@adjective-army.com) o Brian Garcia o Dave Downs (da...@adjective-army.com) Maintainer: o Sigbj�rn Lund Olsen (e...@adjective-army.com) Last updated: o 6th January 2001 Table of Contents ================= 1 - Introducion 1.1 - Unified FAQ 1.2 - Group-specific FAQs 2 - Newsgroup Guidelines 2.1 - Posting 101 2.2 - Newbies 2.3 - Trolls 2.4 - Flames 2.5 - On-Topic / Off-Topic 2.6 - HTML 2.7 - Binaries 2.8 - Signatures 2.9 - Spam 2.10 - Clans / Squads 2.11 - Cheats / Hacks / Cracks / Trainers 3 - The Adjective Army 1 - Introducion =============== 1.1 - Unified FAQ ================= The Unified FAQ (UFAQ) for the Command & Conquer newsgroups was put together by Sigbj�rn Lund Olsen (aka Eol or The Profound Eol) from various pieces of the AGRA / AGTS / AGRA2 FAQs. Its purpose is to move all the newsgroup posting guidelines into one FAQ to minimize work on every FAQ, and to establish a common standard for all the Command & Conquer newsgroups. It is also to provide as a _small_ guide to the Command & Conquer newsgroups for newbies to read. The UFAQ will be posted once a week in every Command & Conquer newsgroup. Suggestions and comments can be sent to the current maintainer of the UFAQ. 1.2 - Group-specific FAQs ========================= Some of the groups covered by the UFAQ also has a group-specifc FAQ answering questions related to the specific game covered by the group. The group-specific FAQs do not have posting guidelines in them any longer, as the UFAQ covers this topic. 2 - Newsgroup Guidelines ======================== The C&C newsgroups are unmoderated newsgroups, but the regulars there have a few basic rules and guidelines that we believe are common courteousy and netiquette... 2.1 - Posting 101 ================= There is a loose, general standard for posts on the Usenet, and following this standard is considered good netiquette on the Usenet. You should follow the guidelines as written in this UFAQ, and in addition to the other points specified, there are certain things you should and should not do. You should intersperse your reply in between the quoted text to which you are replying to. Non-relevant quoted text should be removed - the reply should still be possible to put within context through the quoted text. On no account shall quoted text be modified - this is considered trolling of the worst sort, and will be treated as such. Try to be polite when asking questions and you are likely to get and answer, provided the question is sensible. Do not make demands, you are likely to be flamed, at the very least your question is unlikely to be taken seriously. Do not overuse caps, only use this to emphasise the odd word here and there. Whole messages or phrases typed in caps are considered to be shouting and this is considered offensive. Try to have correct grammar (especially capitalization and punctuation) as this makes your posts easier to read. Do not write like an "l33t haX0r" and expect to get a (serious) reply. When replying to off-topic posts check which newsgroups the message was sent to as some people crosspost. In the case of crossposts bear in mind that others do not know which newsgroup you received the message in. If the crosspost is a result of spam or trolling, you should remove all groups which you are not posting to. Try not to crosspost unless necessary, and remove any superfluous groups from a reply to a crossposted thread. 2.2 - Newbies ============= As a general rule new users should lurk in the newsgroup for at least a few days to get a feel for the type of messages posted. Newbies should also read the FAQ. Often, an answer for the question which a new user wishes to ask is already answered. Frequently repeated questions can be very tiresome for the regulars, and may be targeted for ridicule and general flaming. 2.3 - Trolls ============ Trolls will be counter-flamed until they are burnt to a crispy shell. Bear with the NG in question during the process of doing so - a world without trolls is much better to live (and post) in. Trolls are considered people who make insults towards members etc with no need, reason, or purpose in the newsgroup. People who repeatedly disrespect the other users of the NG are usually also regarded as trolls. 2.4 - Flames ============ At times disagreements will occur, and/or trolls will appear. Furthermore, the regulars of the groups sometimes flame newbies when they do not follow netiquette (if you read this UFAQ and take it to heart you won't have that problem). One should try to avoid flaming anyone. You should also consider taking the disagreement to e-mail, especially so if other users of the newsgroups request this. 2.5 - On-Topic / Off-Topic ========================== The C&C newsgroups are generally extremely tolerant of off-topic posts, and off-topic posts are allowed in these groups. An effort should be made to post on-topic posts every now and then. The C&C groups have a saying - "Come for the game, stay for the people." - The regulars of the groups are a very closely knit bunch, and as such idle talk will always be a major part of the C&C newsgroups. Newbies should respect this, and should at no time assume that they can, should or must change this - previous attempts have led to large flame wars. 2.6 - HTML ========== HTML posts are not welcome in the C&C newsgroups - many people who read it pay for internet time, and since HTML posts are larger than text posts, they increase download time. Also, there should be no need for HTML, as plain text is a good enough media. 2.7 - Binaries ============== AT NO TIME SHOULD YOU EVER POST BINARIES TO AN alt.* GROUP THAT IS NOT IN THE alt.binaries.* hierarchy! Binaries (ALL attachments are binaries... That includes VCards and attached text files) should be direct to the newsgroup alt.binaries.games.command-n-conq, or the RA2-specific binaries newsgroup alt.binaries.games.redalert2 - alt.binaries.games.command-n-conq is more widely propagated, mind. Many people who read newsgroups have to pay for internet time - respect that by not posting binaries. If you post a binary to any of the regular C&C newsgroups, then the regulars there will consider you a troll and fry you into a crisp shell. Consider yourself warned! 2.8 - Signatures ================ Signatures should not be excessively long or offensive - use common sense... If other members of the NG find your signature to be too long or offensive, please respect them and change it. 2.9 - Spam ========== Don't spam. On-topic advertising (Anything related to the newsgroup in question) is permissible, but not repeatedly. If need be, put the link in your signature and post useful posts. 2.10 - Clans / Squads ===================== No clan/squad warfare in these NGs. No clan/squad advertising except for in sigs - and ONE recruitment post. You can make clan/squad challenges etc, but do not argue about which clan/squad is the best. Clan/squad warfare and repeated recruitment posts will be regarded as trolling... 2.11 - Cheats / Hacks / Cracks / Trainers ========================================= None of the C&C games on the PC platform have any cheats. Cheats, hacks, cracks, trainers, and warez are off-topic and unwanted in the C&C newsgroups, and will therefore almost always result in either ridicule or flames. DO NOT ASK FOR CHEATS, HACKS, CRACKS OR TRAINERS AND DO NOT ASK FOR SUPPORT FOR THESE THINGS EITHER. You use hacks, cracks and trainers at your own risk, and they are illegal through the terms of your licence (You do have one, right?) to the game, and are thus not supported by Virgin Games, Electronic Arts or Westwood Studios. They are not supported by us either. 3 - The Adjective Army ====================== The Adjective Army is a group of people that reside in the C&C newsgroups, and indeed, most of the regulars are members of the Adjective Army (termed as Adjective Assholes, due to our favourite troll, Hans). The Adjective Army have a separate FAQ and a separate group, alt.fan.adjective-army, and a website, http://www.adjective-army.com/. The AA website is also the host of the various NG newsgroups, which at the time of writing, there are none of. There used to be an AGTS newsgroup, but it currently only excists on my HD. I need to update and rewrite it before putting it up. Do not assume that the AA are evil or trolls - we are not. We maintain the FAQs, we answer questions, we try to help, we maintain the websites etc etc. Without the AA the groups would by all likelihood be dead. Furthermore, the AA are relatively organized, and as such are capable of efficiently "dealing" with trolls - the AA has never, ever, *ever*, lost a flamewar.
Re: UFAQ - It's late. I know. Bite me.
Author: krup... AcK
Date: Tue, 20 Feb 2001 06:22
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On Mon, 19 Feb 2001 21:52:57 +0100, "Sigbj�rn Lund Olsen" <mos...@online.no>
wrote:
>post on-topic posts every now and then. The C&C groups have a saying - "Come
>for the game, stay for the people." - The regulars of the groups are a very
And the visitors end up slapping their heads and asking, "why am I still here?"
> Signatures should not be excessively long or offensive - use common
>sense... If other members of the NG find your signature to be too long or
>offensive, please respect them and change it.
Or get a longer modem.
> No clan/squad warfare in these NGs. No clan/squad advertising except for in
>sigs - and ONE recruitment post. You can make clan/squad challenges etc, but
>do not argue about which clan/squad is the best. Clan/squad warfare and
>repeated recruitment posts will be regarded as trolling...
clans/squads still exist? rare in these parts, eh?
TTYL
... Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defence
krup...@yahoospa.com
remove "spa" to email
Re: UFAQ - It's late. I know. Bite me.
Author: Sigbjørn Lund Olsen
Date: Tue, 20 Feb 2001 07:58
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"AcK!" <krup...@yahoospa.com> skrev i melding news:3a920db3.18537584@news1.on.sympatico.ca... > clans/squads still exist? rare in these parts, eh? Well, yeah, and yeah, but we might as well keep that rule there even so. -- Cheers, Sigbj�rn Lund Olsen
Re: UFAQ - It's late. I know. Bite me.
Author: Mitthrawnuruodo
Date: Tue, 20 Feb 2001 12:48
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"AcK!" <krup...@yahoospa.com> schreef in bericht news:3a920db3.18537584@news1.on.sympatico.ca... > > Signatures should not be excessively long or offensive - use common > >sense... If other members of the NG find your signature to be too long or > >offensive, please respect them and change it. That was probably only meant to me :-) -- Why are you runnig defrag? I fragged my pc while playing UT!
Re: UFAQ - It's late. I know. Bite me.
Author: eldeano
Date: Tue, 20 Feb 2001 13:22
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It was there that I stood before "Sigbj�rn Lund Olsen" <mos...@online.no>, The Great Genie Of The Lamp. His words a warning to all those who dared listen... > the AA has never, ever, *ever*, lost a flamewar. <clears throat> -- de...@ec.rr.com ICQ 58217671 "Trust in Allah... But tie up your camel."
Re: UFAQ - It's late. I know. Bite me.
Author: The Unknown James
Date: Tue, 20 Feb 2001 14:01
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Hey, eldeano! Your post is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you... >It was there that I stood before "Sigbjørn Lund Olsen" <mos...@online.no>, >The Great Genie Of The Lamp. His words a warning to all those who dared >listen... > >> the AA has never, ever, *ever*, lost a flamewar. > ><clears throat> Yup... The AA has never, ever, *ever*, lost a flamewar. -- The Unknown James LiveJournal.com - Reach out and touch somebody legally for once: http://www.livejournal.com Adjective-Army.com - Reach out and touch us, and we'll kill you http://www.adjective-army.com
Re: UFAQ - It's late. I know. Bite me.
Author: eldeano
Date: Tue, 20 Feb 2001 14:32
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It was there that I stood before "The Unknown James, The Great Genie Of The Lamp. His words a warning to all those who dared listen... > >> the AA has never, ever, *ever*, lost a flamewar. > > > ><clears throat> > > Yup... The AA has never, ever, *ever*, lost a flamewar. Well you did gain a friend when I handed you your ass in the little flame war... I still, however, must insist you remove me from your FUQ or FAQ or whatever you're calling it nowadays. -- de...@ec.rr.com ICQ 58217671 "Trust in Allah... But tie up your camel."
Re: UFAQ - It's late. I know. Bite me.
Author: The Unknown James
Date: Tue, 20 Feb 2001 18:36
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Hey, eldeano! Your post is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you... >It was there that I stood before "The Unknown James, The Great Genie Of The >Lamp. His words a warning to all those who dared listen... > >> >> the AA has never, ever, *ever*, lost a flamewar. >> > >> ><clears throat> >> >> Yup... The AA has never, ever, *ever*, lost a flamewar. > >Well you did gain a friend when I handed you your ass in the little flame >war... I still, however, must insist you remove me from your FUQ or FAQ or >whatever you're calling it nowadays. Um... No. -- The Unknown James LiveJournal.com - Reach out and touch somebody legally for once: http://www.livejournal.com Adjective-Army.com - Reach out and touch us, and we'll kill you http://www.adjective-army.com
Re: UFAQ - It's late. I know. Bite me.
Author: Draxx
Date: Tue, 20 Feb 2001 20:07
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Ok, I lied...I had to respond to this. Never ever lost a flame war. That is so funny. No one wins in a flame war, people get tired of competing verbally with you, that's all. In essence, they get bored with the verbal abuse. "The Unknown James" <kis...@adjective-army.com> wrote in message news:vXIbOWAXkrk6EwEQ@davidandjames.com... > Hey, eldeano! Your post is beneath you, and thanks to the use of > hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you... > >It was there that I stood before "The Unknown James, The Great Genie Of The > >Lamp. His words a warning to all those who dared listen... > > > >> >> the AA has never, ever, *ever*, lost a flamewar. > >> > > >> ><clears throat> > >> > >> Yup... The AA has never, ever, *ever*, lost a flamewar. > > > >Well you did gain a friend when I handed you your ass in the little flame > >war... I still, however, must insist you remove me from your FUQ or FAQ or > >whatever you're calling it nowadays. > > Um... No. > -- > The Unknown James > > LiveJournal.com - Reach out and touch somebody legally for once: > http://www.livejournal.com > > Adjective-Army.com - Reach out and touch us, and we'll kill you > http://www.adjective-army.com
Re: UFAQ - It's late. I know. Bite me.
Author: The Omniscient Blade
Date: Tue, 20 Feb 2001 20:16
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"Draxx" <insertwitty...@getalife.com> wrote in message news:18Ak6.172$p71.137895@news1.rdc2.pa.home.com... > Ok, I lied...I had to respond to this. > > Never ever lost a flame war. That is so funny. No one wins in a flame war, > people get tired of competing verbally with you, that's all. In essence, > they get bored with the verbal abuse. i.e. they loose because they don't have the stamina to compete with us. -- Blade ICQ#27537648 Since I know everything that I know and know of nothing else existing that I don't know of, I must know all...simple logic really :) Change .con to demon<dot>co<dot>uk to send mail.
Re: UFAQ - It's late. I know. Bite me.
Author: The Unknown James
Date: Tue, 20 Feb 2001 20:45
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Hey, Draxx! Your post is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you... >Ok, I lied...I had to respond to this. > >Never ever lost a flame war. That is so funny. No one wins in a flame war, >people get tired of competing verbally with you, that's all. In essence, >they get bored with the verbal abuse. Not so. They are proven wrong, and run away to cry like little girls. This is fact. >"The Unknown James" <kis...@adjective-army.com> wrote in message >news:vXIbOWAXkrk6EwEQ@davidandjames.com... >> Hey, eldeano! Your post is beneath you, and thanks to the use of >> hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you... >> >It was there that I stood before "The Unknown James, The Great Genie Of >The >> >Lamp. His words a warning to all those who dared listen... >> > >> >> >> the AA has never, ever, *ever*, lost a flamewar. >> >> > >> >> ><clears throat> >> >> >> >> Yup... The AA has never, ever, *ever*, lost a flamewar. >> > >> >Well you did gain a friend when I handed you your ass in the little flame >> >war... I still, however, must insist you remove me from your FUQ or FAQ >or >> >whatever you're calling it nowadays. >> >> Um... No. >> -- >> The Unknown James >> >> LiveJournal.com - Reach out and touch somebody legally for once: >> http://www.livejournal.com >> >> Adjective-Army.com - Reach out and touch us, and we'll kill you >> http://www.adjective-army.com > > -- The Unknown James LiveJournal.com - Reach out and touch somebody legally for once: http://www.livejournal.com Adjective-Army.com - Reach out and touch us, and we'll kill you http://www.adjective-army.com
Re: UFAQ - It's late. I know. Bite me.
Author: The Unknown James
Date: Tue, 20 Feb 2001 20:45
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Hey, The Omniscient Blade! Your post is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you... > >"Draxx" <insertwitty...@getalife.com> wrote in message >news:18Ak6.172$p71.137895@news1.rdc2.pa.home.com... >> Ok, I lied...I had to respond to this. >> >> Never ever lost a flame war. That is so funny. No one wins in a flame >war, >> people get tired of competing verbally with you, that's all. In essence, >> they get bored with the verbal abuse. > >i.e. they loose because they don't have the stamina to compete with us. Or indeed lose ;o) -- The Unknown James LiveJournal.com - Reach out and touch somebody legally for once: http://www.livejournal.com Adjective-Army.com - Reach out and touch us, and we'll kill you http://www.adjective-army.com
Re: UFAQ - It's late. I know. Bite me.
Author: The Tenacious Tom
Date: Tue, 20 Feb 2001 20:55
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"The Omniscient Blade" <blade@mysanctuary.con> wrote in message news:982700644.22722.0.nnrp-13.c1eded33@news.demon.co.uk... > > "Draxx" <insertwitty...@getalife.com> wrote in message > news:18Ak6.172$p71.137895@news1.rdc2.pa.home.com... > > Ok, I lied...I had to respond to this. > > > > Never ever lost a flame war. That is so funny. No one wins in a flame > war, > > people get tired of competing verbally with you, that's all. In essence, > > they get bored with the verbal abuse. > > i.e. they loose because they don't have the stamina to compete with us. > Bah! *gives up* -- -The Tenacious Tom "The future is all around us, waiting in moments of transition to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future, or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain." By US Code Title 47, Sec.227 (a)(2)(B), a computer/modem/printer meets the definition of a telephone fax machine. By Sec.227 (b)(1)(C), it is unlawful to send any unsolicited advertisement to such equipment, punishable by action to recover actual monetary loss, or $500; whichever is greater, for EACH violation.
Re: UFAQ - It's late. I know. Bite me.
Author: Frank van Schie
Date: Tue, 20 Feb 2001 21:59
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The Unknown James wrote: > > Not so. They are proven wrong, and run away to cry like little girls. > This is fact. At least, it is if you're the winner. -- Frank
Re: UFAQ - It's late. I know. Bite me.
Author: Sigbjørn Lund Olsen
Date: Tue, 20 Feb 2001 22:01
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"eldeano" <de...@ec.rr.com> skrev i melding news:Fcuk6.117100$p8.27681487@typhoon.southeast.rr.com... > It was there that I stood before "Sigbj�rn Lund Olsen" <mos...@online.no>, > The Great Genie Of The Lamp. His words a warning to all those who dared > listen... > > > the AA has never, ever, *ever*, lost a flamewar. > > <clears throat> We haven't. Now go stand in the corner. -- Cheers, Sigbj�rn Lund Olsen
Re: UFAQ - It's late. I know. Bite me.
Author: Sigbjørn Lund Olsen
Date: Tue, 20 Feb 2001 22:03
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"Draxx" <insertwitty...@getalife.com> skrev i melding news:18Ak6.172$p71.137895@news1.rdc2.pa.home.com... > Ok, I lied...I had to respond to this. > > Never ever lost a flame war. That is so funny. No one wins in a flame war, > people get tired of competing verbally with you, that's all. In essence, > they get bored with the verbal abuse. This is obviously the goal of flaming someone, and ergo, we _win_. Now try *not* top posting. -- Cheers, Sigbj�rn Lund Olsen
Re: UFAQ - It's late. I know. Bite me.
Author: Draxx
Date: Tue, 20 Feb 2001 22:08
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LOL I do say, you guys are entertaining! "The Unknown James" <kis...@adjective-army.com> wrote in message news:RjI$dWAidtk6EwAg@davidandjames.com... > Hey, Draxx! Your post is beneath you, and thanks to the use of > hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you... > >Ok, I lied...I had to respond to this. > > > >Never ever lost a flame war. That is so funny. No one wins in a flame war, > >people get tired of competing verbally with you, that's all. In essence, > >they get bored with the verbal abuse. > > Not so. They are proven wrong, and run away to cry like little girls. > This is fact. > > >"The Unknown James" <kis...@adjective-army.com> wrote in message > >news:vXIbOWAXkrk6EwEQ@davidandjames.com... > >> Hey, eldeano! Your post is beneath you, and thanks to the use of > >> hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you... > >> >It was there that I stood before "The Unknown James, The Great Genie Of > >The > >> >Lamp. His words a warning to all those who dared listen... > >> > > >> >> >> the AA has never, ever, *ever*, lost a flamewar. > >> >> > > >> >> ><clears throat> > >> >> > >> >> Yup... The AA has never, ever, *ever*, lost a flamewar. > >> > > >> >Well you did gain a friend when I handed you your ass in the little flame > >> >war... I still, however, must insist you remove me from your FUQ or FAQ > >or > >> >whatever you're calling it nowadays. > >> > >> Um... No. > >> -- > >> The Unknown James > >> > >> LiveJournal.com - Reach out and touch somebody legally for once: > >> http://www.livejournal.com > >> > >> Adjective-Army.com - Reach out and touch us, and we'll kill you > >> http://www.adjective-army.com > > > > > > -- > The Unknown James > > LiveJournal.com - Reach out and touch somebody legally for once: > http://www.livejournal.com > > Adjective-Army.com - Reach out and touch us, and we'll kill you > http://www.adjective-army.com
Re: UFAQ - It's late. I know. Bite me.
Author: The Unknown James
Date: Tue, 20 Feb 2001 22:09
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*sneeze* Hey, Sigbjørn Lund Olsen! Your post is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you... > >"Draxx" <insertwitty...@getalife.com> skrev i melding >news:18Ak6.172$p71.137895@news1.rdc2.pa.home.com... >> Ok, I lied...I had to respond to this. >> >> Never ever lost a flame war. That is so funny. No one wins in a flame >war, >> people get tired of competing verbally with you, that's all. In essence, >> they get bored with the verbal abuse. > >This is obviously the goal of flaming someone, and ergo, we _win_. > >Now try *not* top posting. > >-- >Cheers, >Sigbjørn Lund Olsen > > -- The Unknown James LiveJournal.com - Reach out and touch somebody legally for once: http://www.livejournal.com Adjective-Army.com - Reach out and touch us, and we'll kill you http://www.adjective-army.com
Re: UFAQ - It's late. I know. Bite me.
Author: eldeano
Date: Wed, 21 Feb 2001 04:00
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It was there that I stood before "Sigbj�rn Lund Olsen" , The Great Genie Of The Lamp. His words a warning to all those who dared listen... > > <clears throat> > > We haven't. Now go stand in the corner. Obviously the bigger kids haven't warned you about me. Now go fetch my slippers. -- de...@ec.rr.com ICQ 58217671 "Trust in Allah... But tie up your camel."
Re: UFAQ - It's late. I know. Bite me.
Author: Sigbjørn Lund Olsen
Date: Wed, 21 Feb 2001 18:04
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"The Unknown James" <kis...@adjective-army.com> skrev i melding news:rgqB96Aqsuk6EwWg@davidandjames.com... > *sneeze* Shrub and be silent. -- Cheers, Sigbj�rn Lund Olsen
Re: UFAQ - It's late. I know. Bite me.
Author: The Unknown James
Date: Wed, 21 Feb 2001 19:16
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Sniffle my Snozcumber Hey, Sigbjørn Lund Olsen! Your post is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you... > >"The Unknown James" <kis...@adjective-army.com> skrev i melding >news:rgqB96Aqsuk6EwWg@davidandjames.com... >> *sneeze* > >Shrub and be silent. > >-- >Cheers, >Sigbjørn Lund Olsen > > -- The Unknown James LiveJournal.com - Reach out and touch somebody legally for once: http://www.livejournal.com Adjective-Army.com - Reach out and touch us, and we'll kill you http://www.adjective-army.com
Re: UFAQ - It's late. I know. Bite me.
Author: The Tenacious Tom
Date: Wed, 21 Feb 2001 20:17
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"eldeano" <de...@ec.rr.com> wrote in message news:I3Hk6.120242$p8.28524623@typhoon.southeast.rr.com... > It was there that I stood before "Sigbj�rn Lund Olsen" , The Great Genie Of > The Lamp. His words a warning to all those who dared listen... > > > > <clears throat> > > > > We haven't. Now go stand in the corner. > > Obviously the bigger kids haven't warned you about me. > Now go fetch my slippers. *Brings you Ayrab and Evolvedmind* -- -The Tenacious Tom "The future is all around us, waiting in moments of transition to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future, or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain." By US Code Title 47, Sec.227 (a)(2)(B), a computer/modem/printer meets the definition of a telephone fax machine. By Sec.227 (b)(1)(C), it is unlawful to send any unsolicited advertisement to such equipment, punishable by action to recover actual monetary loss, or $500; whichever is greater, for EACH violation.
Re: UFAQ - It's late. I know. Bite me.
Author: Mitthrawnuruodo
Date: Wed, 21 Feb 2001 20:27
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"The Unknown James" <kis...@adjective-army.com> schreef in bericht news:bfk9SJAXQBl6Ewr8@davidandjames.com... > Sniffle my Snozcumber Snif Snif..... -- Why are you runnig defrag? I fragged my pc while playing UT!
Re: UFAQ - It's late. I know. Bite me.
Author: would... The Enlightened Ayrab
Date: Thu, 22 Feb 2001 02:35
Date: Thu, 22 Feb 2001 02:35
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On Wed, 21 Feb 2001 20:17:49 GMT, "The Tenacious Tom" <unkown@aarules.god> sneezed and this is what came out: > >"eldeano" <de...@ec.rr.com> wrote in message >news:I3Hk6.120242$p8.28524623@typhoon.southeast.rr.com... >> It was there that I stood before "Sigbj�rn Lund Olsen" , The Great Genie >Of >> The Lamp. His words a warning to all those who dared listen... >> >> > > <clears throat> >> > >> > We haven't. Now go stand in the corner. >> >> Obviously the bigger kids haven't warned you about me. >> Now go fetch my slippers. >*Brings you Ayrab and Evolvedmind* Ahh, Tom, perhaps you haven't heard, I've been promoted. I'm now your superior. So, I suggest you start cleaning my boots. We wouldn't want a dirty boot shoved up your ass, now would we? ;) -- Sig v1.3 The Enlightened Ayrab, owner of the Troll Gun ICQ: 72244468 "Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick." - Jack Handy
Re: UFAQ - It's late. I know. Bite me.
Author: eldeano
Date: Thu, 22 Feb 2001 02:49
Date: Thu, 22 Feb 2001 02:49
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It was there that I stood before "The Tenacious Tom" , The Great Genie Of The Lamp. His words a warning to all those who dared listen... > > Obviously the bigger kids haven't warned you about me. > > Now go fetch my slippers. > > *Brings you Ayrab and Evolvedmind* LMAO! Ouch! -- de...@ec.rr.com ICQ 58217671 "Trust in Allah... But tie up your camel."
Re: UFAQ - It's late. I know. Bite me.
Author: eldeano
Date: Thu, 22 Feb 2001 02:51
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It was there that I stood before "The Enlightened Ayrab" , The Great Genie Of The Lamp. His words a warning to all those who dared listen... > >> Obviously the bigger kids haven't warned you about me. > >> > >> Now go fetch my slippers. > > > >*Brings you Ayrab and Evolvedmind* > > Ahh, Tom, perhaps you haven't heard, I've been promoted. I'm now your > superior. So, I suggest you start cleaning my boots. We wouldn't want > a dirty boot shoved up your ass, now would we? ;) Wow. This room is tougher than I remember. -- de...@ec.rr.com ICQ 58217671 "Trust in Allah... But tie up your camel."
Re: UFAQ - It's late. I know. Bite me.
Author: The Tenacious Tom
Date: Thu, 22 Feb 2001 05:04
Date: Thu, 22 Feb 2001 05:04
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"The Enlightened Ayrab" <would...@liketoknow.com> wrote in message news:3a9479fd.99060332@news-server... > On Wed, 21 Feb 2001 20:17:49 GMT, "The Tenacious Tom" > <unkown@aarules.god> sneezed and this is what came out: > > > > >"eldeano" <de...@ec.rr.com> wrote in message > >news:I3Hk6.120242$p8.28524623@typhoon.southeast.rr.com... > >> It was there that I stood before "Sigbj�rn Lund Olsen" , The Great Genie > >Of > >> The Lamp. His words a warning to all those who dared listen... > >> > >> > > <clears throat> > >> > > >> > We haven't. Now go stand in the corner. > >> > >> Obviously the bigger kids haven't warned you about me. > >> Now go fetch my slippers. > >*Brings you Ayrab and Evolvedmind* > > Ahh, Tom, perhaps you haven't heard, I've been promoted. I'm now your > superior. So, I suggest you start cleaning my boots. We wouldn't want > a dirty boot shoved up your ass, now would we? ;) > Disperse ye damn rebel! -- -The Tenacious Tom "The future is all around us, waiting in moments of transition to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future, or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain." By US Code Title 47, Sec.227 (a)(2)(B), a computer/modem/printer meets the definition of a telephone fax machine. By Sec.227 (b)(1)(C), it is unlawful to send any unsolicited advertisement to such equipment, punishable by action to recover actual monetary loss, or $500; whichever is greater, for EACH violation.
Re: UFAQ - It's late. I know. Bite me.
Author: The Omniscient Blade
Date: Fri, 23 Feb 2001 18:21
Date: Fri, 23 Feb 2001 18:21
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"eldeano" <de...@ec.rr.com> wrote in message news:Q8%k6.2360$h52.571485@typhoon.southeast.rr.com... > It was there that I stood before "The Enlightened Ayrab" , The Great Genie > Of The Lamp. His words a warning to all those who dared listen... > > > >> Obviously the bigger kids haven't warned you about me. > > >> > > >> Now go fetch my slippers. > > > > > >*Brings you Ayrab and Evolvedmind* > > > > Ahh, Tom, perhaps you haven't heard, I've been promoted. I'm now your > > superior. So, I suggest you start cleaning my boots. We wouldn't want > > a dirty boot shoved up your ass, now would we? ;) > > Wow. This room is tougher than I remember. Your memory is clearly failing. Or more likely it was never there which also explains your lack of competitive edge against us. -- Blade ICQ#27537648 Since I know everything that I know and know of nothing else existing that I don't know of, I must know all...simple logic really :) Change .con to demon<dot>co<dot>uk to send mail.
Re: UFAQ - It's late. I know. Bite me.
Author: eldeano
Date: Sat, 24 Feb 2001 00:26
Date: Sat, 24 Feb 2001 00:26
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It was there that I stood before "The Omniscient Blade" , The Great Genie Of The Lamp. His words a warning to all those who dared listen... > Your memory is clearly failing. Or more likely it was never there > which also explains your lack of competitive edge against us. Us? Young man you're 3rd string. -- de...@ec.rr.com ICQ 58217671 "Trust in Allah... But tie up your camel."
Re: UFAQ - It's late. I know. Bite me.
Author: The Arcane Chas
Date: Mon, 26 Feb 2001 09:41
Date: Mon, 26 Feb 2001 09:41
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In article <Fcuk6.117100$p8.27...@typhoon.southeast.rr.com>, but only after serious contemplation, eldeano <de...@ec.rr.com> put finger to keyboard and produced the following; >It was there that I stood before "Sigbjørn Lund Olsen" <mos...@online.no>, >The Great Genie Of The Lamp. His words a warning to all those who dared >listen... > >> the AA has never, ever, *ever*, lost a flamewar. > ><clears throat> You were about to say...........? -- Cheers, Chas. "Reality leaves a lot to the imagination".
Re: UFAQ - It's late. I know. Bite me.
Author: The Arcane Chas
Date: Mon, 26 Feb 2001 09:42
Date: Mon, 26 Feb 2001 09:42
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In article <18Ak6.172$p71.1...@news1.rdc2.pa.home.com>, but only after serious contemplation, Draxx <insertwitty...@getalife.com> put finger to keyboard and produced the following; >Ok, I lied...I had to respond to this. > >Never ever lost a flame war. That is so funny. No one wins in a flame war, >people get tired of competing verbally with you, that's all. In essence, >they get bored with the verbal abuse. .... and hence lose. :-} BTW - Don't top-post. -- Cheers, Chas. "Reality leaves a lot to the imagination".
Re: UFAQ - It's late. I know. Bite me.
Author: The Arcane Chas
Date: Mon, 26 Feb 2001 09:43
Date: Mon, 26 Feb 2001 09:43
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In article <3A92E8A9...@hoopyfroods.org>, but only after serious contemplation, Frank van Schie <fv...@hoopyfroods.org> put finger to keyboard and produced the following; > > >The Unknown James wrote: >> >> Not so. They are proven wrong, and run away to cry like little girls. >> This is fact. > >At least, it is if you're the winner. It is well known that history is written by the victors. -- Cheers, Chas. "Reality leaves a lot to the imagination".
Re: UFAQ - It's late. I know. Bite me.
Author: The Arcane Chas
Date: Mon, 26 Feb 2001 09:44
Date: Mon, 26 Feb 2001 09:44
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In article <BVBk6.235$p71.1...@news1.rdc2.pa.home.com>, but only after serious contemplation, Draxx <insertwitty...@getalife.com> put finger to keyboard and produced the following; >I do say, you guys are entertaining! That is one of our functions. -- Cheers, Chas. "Reality leaves a lot to the imagination".
Re: UFAQ - It's late. I know. Bite me.
Author: The Arcane Chas
Date: Mon, 26 Feb 2001 09:45
Date: Mon, 26 Feb 2001 09:45
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In article <I3Hk6.120242$p8.28...@typhoon.southeast.rr.com>, but only after serious contemplation, eldeano <de...@ec.rr.com> put finger to keyboard and produced the following; >Now go fetch my slippers. How shall we fetch thy slippers, oh Lord? :-} -- Cheers, Chas. "Reality leaves a lot to the imagination".
Re: UFAQ - It's late. I know. Bite me.
Author: Frank van Schie
Date: Mon, 26 Feb 2001 12:59
Date: Mon, 26 Feb 2001 12:59
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The Arcane Chas wrote: > > It is well known that history is written by the victors. I know a few Victors, but they don't write history as far as I can tell. -- Frank
Re: UFAQ - It's late. I know. Bite me.
Author: The Arcane Chas
Date: Mon, 26 Feb 2001 13:33
Date: Mon, 26 Feb 2001 13:33
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In article <3A9A5348...@hoopyfroods.org>, but only after serious contemplation, Frank van Schie <fv...@hoopyfroods.org> put finger to keyboard and produced the following; > > >The Arcane Chas wrote: >> >> It is well known that history is written by the victors. > >I know a few Victors, but they don't write history as far as I can tell. You obviously don't know the right sort of victors. :-} -- Cheers, Chas. "Reality leaves a lot to the imagination".
Re: UFAQ - It's late. I know. Bite me.
Author: eldeano
Date: Mon, 26 Feb 2001 14:50
Date: Mon, 26 Feb 2001 14:50
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There I was....suspended above the boiling pot of human remains. The natives danced around the fire raising their spears in the air. The Chief Head-hunter, "The Arcane Chas" , had only these words to say before I was lowered into the pot... > ><clears throat> > > You were about to say...........? Chas? Let's not kid ourselves. You should probably go back to tea and crumpets before someone gets hurt. -- de...@ec.rr.com ICQ# 58217671 "Trust in Allah... But tie up your camel."
Re: UFAQ - It's late. I know. Bite me.
Author: eldeano
Date: Mon, 26 Feb 2001 14:54
Date: Mon, 26 Feb 2001 14:54
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There I was....suspended above the boiling pot of human remains. The natives danced around the fire raising their spears in the air. The Chief Head-hunter, "The Arcane Chas", had only these words to say before I was lowered into the pot... > >Now go fetch my slippers. > > How shall we fetch thy slippers, oh Lord? :-} Ya see kids. The English can act civil and obedient. Pretty soon they may be as well mannered as the French. However, not for some time. -- de...@ec.rr.com ICQ# 58217671 "Trust in Allah... But tie up your camel."
Re: UFAQ - It's late. I know. Bite me.
Author: The Arcane Chas
Date: Mon, 26 Feb 2001 16:16
Date: Mon, 26 Feb 2001 16:16
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In article <77um6.23312$Bz2.5...@typhoon.southeast.rr.com>, but only after serious contemplation, eldeano <de...@ec.rr.com> put finger to keyboard and produced the following; >There I was....suspended above the boiling pot of human remains. The >natives danced around the fire raising their spears in the air. The Chief >Head-hunter, "The Arcane Chas", had only these words to say before I was >lowered into the pot... > >> >Now go fetch my slippers. >> >> How shall we fetch thy slippers, oh Lord? :-} > >Ya see kids. The English can act civil and obedient. Pretty soon they may >be as well mannered as the French. However, not for some time. There you go, you see........ try to be civil and all you get is abuse. Bloody colonials ! :-} -- Cheers, Chas. "Reality leaves a lot to the imagination".
Re: UFAQ - It's late. I know. Bite me.
Author: The Arcane Chas
Date: Mon, 26 Feb 2001 16:17
Date: Mon, 26 Feb 2001 16:17
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In article <e3um6.23302$Bz2.5...@typhoon.southeast.rr.com>, but only after serious contemplation, eldeano <de...@ec.rr.com> put finger to keyboard and produced the following; >There I was....suspended above the boiling pot of human remains. The >natives danced around the fire raising their spears in the air. The Chief >Head-hunter, "The Arcane Chas" , had only these words to say before I was >lowered into the pot... > >> ><clears throat> >> >> You were about to say...........? > >Chas? Let's not kid ourselves. You should probably go back to tea and >crumpets before someone gets hurt. You're right - you haven't done anything to warrant me hurting you... .................yet. -- Cheers, Chas. "Reality leaves a lot to the imagination".
Re: UFAQ - It's late. I know. Bite me.
Author: Frank van Schie
Date: Mon, 26 Feb 2001 23:18
Date: Mon, 26 Feb 2001 23:18
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The Arcane Chas wrote: > > You obviously don't know the right sort of victors. :-} I knew they weren't "right" about 5 minutes after I met them. :-) -- Frank I'm betting it took them about the same time to figure the same about me.
Re: UFAQ - It's late. I know. Bite me.
Author: Sigbjørn Lund Olsen
Date: Tue, 27 Feb 2001 07:54
Date: Tue, 27 Feb 2001 07:54
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"eldeano" <de...@ec.rr.com> skrev i melding news:77um6.23312$Bz2.5756736@typhoon.southeast.rr.com... > There I was....suspended above the boiling pot of human remains. The > natives danced around the fire raising their spears in the air. The Chief > Head-hunter, "The Arcane Chas", had only these words to say before I was > lowered into the pot... > > > >Now go fetch my slippers. > > > > How shall we fetch thy slippers, oh Lord? :-} > > Ya see kids. The English can act civil and obedient. > Pretty soon they may > be as well mannered as the French. *choke* -- Cheers, Sigbj�rn Lund Olsen
Re: UFAQ - It's late. I know. Bite me.
Author: Kit
Date: Wed, 28 Feb 2001 17:39
Date: Wed, 28 Feb 2001 17:39
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The Unknown James wrote: > > Sniffle my Snozcumber Stop top posting... > > Hey, Sigbjørn Lund Olsen! Your post is beneath you, and thanks to the > use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you... > > > >"The Unknown James" <kis...@adjective-army.com> skrev i melding > >news:rgqB96Aqsuk6EwWg@davidandjames.com... > >> *sneeze* > > > >Shrub and be silent. > > > >-- > >Cheers, > >Sigbjørn Lund Olsen > > > > > > -- > The Unknown James > > LiveJournal.com - Reach out and touch somebody legally for once: > http://www.livejournal.com > > Adjective-Army.com - Reach out and touch us, and we'll kill you > http://www.adjective-army.com -- the poster formerly known as 'Kit' ---------------------------------- Real programmers don't write specs. Users should consider themselves lucky to get anything. ----------------------------------
Re: UFAQ - It's late. I know. Bite me.
Author: JackAnus
Date: Thu, 01 Mar 2001 01:29
Date: Thu, 01 Mar 2001 01:29
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Kit <k...@earthling.net> wrote in message news:3A9D37BF.F079B8FA@earthling.net... > The Unknown James wrote: > Stop top posting... > > > > > > Hey, Sigbj�rn Lund Olsen! Your post is beneath you, and thanks to the > > use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you... > > > > > >"The Unknown James" <kis...@adjective-army.com> skrev i melding > > >news:rgqB96Aqsuk6EwWg@davidandjames.com... > > >> *sneeze* > > > > > >Shrub and be silent. > > > > > >-- > > >Cheers, > > >Sigbj�rn Lund Olsen > > > > > > > Sniffle my Snozcumber Look who's talking
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