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5 total messages Started by j... Johan Vromans Sun, 18 Feb 1990 22:18
Cat bringing system down
#1400
Author: j... Johan Vromans
Date: Sun, 18 Feb 1990 22:18
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Everybody knows the stories about squirrels bringing computer systems
down by biting the cables. 
My cat took a different approach ...

One day I was working at home, using a modem connection, doing some
system management. I logged in as super user, and started working. I
used a Hewlett-Packard HP2382 terminal. My shell was the C-shell,
which had its prompt set to "root> " (it usually showed the user's
name since we 'su' a lot).
For some reason I cd-ed to "/bin" and was copying some files when my
cat walked towards the keyboard and pressed the "Enter" key.
If you don't know what HP's Enter key does: it sends the contents of
the current line on the screen to the remote system.
Well, my screen looked something like

   root> cp somefile

when Enter was hit, so the remote system suddenly got the input

   cp somefileroot> cp somefile

Of course it started complaining about 'somefileroot' it could not
find, and I was relieved nothing seriously happened.

Some time later I noticed a file which I was sure I had moved to
another location. I mv-ed it once again, and to my astonishment it
would not disappear. And then it became clear to me that the
unexpected input had caused the C-shell to create a file "cp" (by
ouput redirection), and since I was in /bin, it had overwritten
/bin/cp. And since cp, mv and ln are all linked together, I couldn't
copy, move or link anymore.

I had no other choice than to kill cron, and drive to the office to
restore the programs from a backup tape.

My definition of a home computer: one that ignores input from pets.

Johan
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Re: Cat bringing system down
#1401
Author: e... Eric P. Scott
Date: Sun, 18 Feb 1990 21:18
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A few years back, when Hewlett-Packard was pushing touchscreens
(HP 150?), I read a letter in one of the magazines from ... I've
spaced it--it was somewhere in South America or Central America.
Anyway, it complained that HP had obviously failed to test their
equipment in non-US environments: in that part of the world,
flies were ubiquitous, and they seemed to be attracted to glowing
things, like areas of the screen labeled

	TOUCH HERE TO DELETE FILE
and
	TOUCH HERE TO CONFIRM DELETION

					-=EPS=-
Re: Cat bringing system down
#1402
Author: m... Michael Sinz - CATS
Date: Mon, 19 Feb 1990 12:28
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In article <JV.90Feb...@mhres.mh.nl> j...@mh.nl (Johan Vromans) writes:
>Everybody knows the stories about squirrels bringing computer systems
>down by biting the cables. 
>My cat took a different approach ...
   [story deleted...]

Well, my cat took yet another approach...

It was back in the days of S-100 systems and funny machines that would use
cassette tape as low-cost home storage devices.  One of my systems had this
"reset" button that was in the casework and made in such a way that you had
to push it with your finger twice for it to really do the reset.

It also had a CPU idle light in it...

The cat liked to watch this but had never gone near it.  However, one day,
while working on some large program, the cat started to play with the button.
Before I was able to stop it, it had double pushed the button and the system
went down!  I spent the next hour trying to recover the core and the source
I was working on and just as I was saving it to cassette, the blasted cat
did it again!  I had to take the cat outside, lock the door, rebuild the
core once again and save it.  I then added a toggle switch to the back of the
machine that would enable the reset button (simple stuff) and let the cat
back in.  While it continued to play with the button, it never again had
the chance to reset the machine.

/----------------------------------------------------------------------\
|      /// Michael Sinz -- CATS/Amiga Software Engineer                |
|     ///  PHONE 215-431-9422  UUCP ( uunet | rutgers ) !cbmvax!mks    |
|    ///                                                               |
|\\\///          "I don't think so," said Ren'e Descartes.             |
| \XX/                    Just then, he vanished.                      |
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Re: Cat bringing system down
#1403
Author: m... Michael Sinz - CATS
Date: Mon, 19 Feb 1990 12:37
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In article <97...@cbmvax.commodore.com> m...@cbmvax.cbm.commodore.com (Michael Sinz - CATS) writes:
>In article <JV.90Feb...@mhres.mh.nl> j...@mh.nl (Johan Vromans) writes:
>>Everybody knows the stories about squirrels bringing computer systems
>>down by biting the cables. 
>>My cat took a different approach ...
>   [story deleted...]
>
>Well, my cat took yet another approach...
  [story deleted...]

Hehehe...  I just noticed as I finished the newsgroup that my signature
has CATS in it...  But we don't try to bring down the system... :-)

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|      /// Michael Sinz -- CATS/Amiga Software Engineer                |
|     ///  PHONE 215-431-9422  UUCP ( uunet | rutgers ) !cbmvax!mks    |
|    ///                                                               |
|\\\///          When people are free to do as they please,            |
| \XX/                they usually imitate each other.                 |
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Cats at work (was Re: Cat bringing system down)
#1404
Author: camp... Larry Campbell
Date: Tue, 20 Feb 1990 02:07
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[this has nothing to do with computers, but everything to do with cats,
so I've redirected this thread to rec.pets...]

Roger Dean is a well known commercial artist who has done, among other
things, many album covers for Yes.  He likes to work with a large, horizontal
canvas.  He also has cats.

One day he was working on a very important canvas, another Yes album cover.
Cat owners know what's coming:  he turned his back for a moment, and when he
turned around he saw one of his cats walking calmly across the wet canvas.

Fortunately, there were no weapons nearby.  Even more fortunately, the cat
has walked across the sky in the painting.  Dean grabbed some cotton balls
and some white paint and managed to turn the paw prints into clouds;  the
painting was salvaged and made it onto the album cover.

And if you look closely at the sky on the cover of "Yessongs", you can
clearly see cat prints in the clouds.  (The most interesting part is that
you can guess the size of the original canvas from the size of the paw
prints.  Either the cat was very small, or the canvas was huge.)
-- 
Larry Campbell                          The Boston Software Works, Inc.
camp...@redsox.bsw.com                 120 Fulton Street
wjh12!redsox!campbell                   Boston, MA 02109
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