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You post spam to inventors groups and we are likely to come up with a
innovative solution to the problem.  One idea for such a solution is:

What would the law be concerning shipping the people on the list below
various quantities of dung.  I sealed a padded 9x12 envelope that was
full of a dung slurry over 20 years ago as a joke.  The really neat
thing about it is you can not open the envelope without it spraying
all over you.  In that case I just dropped it off and I suspect there
is probably some law that forbids using the mails that way.  But would
that preclude UPS or other carriers?

hoss @ pathcom.com wrote:



>If you want to make some serious honest money 
>legitimately and legally, then please READ ON...

>THIS IS NO JOKE OR SCAM!!!

>You have probably seen similar articles posted
>on the web again and again and the reason is
>simple -  IT WORKS !!!!!!!

>If you follow the steps below HONESTLY, there is
>no reason why you shouldn't make close to $50,000 
>in about a month.

>This is a proven money maker and will work for
>anyone who adheres and respects the rules of this
>business HONESTLY!
>Just notice how many times it appears on the web!!
>DOESN'T THAT TELL YOU SOMETHING!!!!

>Here is what you do:

>Step 1:

>Write your name and address on 5 sheets of paper.
>Below that, write the words:"Please accept my
>membership and add me to your mailing list." 
>Fold a US $1 bill in each piece of paper and mail 
>them to the following 5 addresses:

>1. M. Bennett
>   4831 168th St. SW
>   #G103
>   Lynnwood, WA
>   98037
>   U.S.A

>2. T. Nestripe
>   4370 Inverrary Dr.
>   #11
>   Salt Lake City,UT
>   84124
>   U.S.A

>3. P. Hofmann
>   894 E. Fillmore Ave.,
>   East Aurora, NY
>   14052
>   U.S.A.

>4. M. Lemieux 
>   11 Lillian Dr.,
>   Ashburnham, MA
>   01430
>   U.S.A.
> 
>5. Roman Wasylyk
>   88 Prince Edward Dr. South
>   Etobicoke, Ontario
>   M8Y 3V7
>   Canada

>Step 2:

>Now remove the name at the top of the list, 
>and move the other four names up. In other words, 
>#5 becomes #4 and so on. Put your name and address
>as the fifth one on the list. You can do this by 
>simply retyping the article or posting it to other 
>newsgroups with the edited addresses.

>Step 3:

>Post the article to AT LEAST 200 newsgroups. 
>There are about 19000 and counting so it shouldn't 
>be hard to do since the web keeps on getting 
>bigger day by day. 
>The MORE articles you post, the GREATER your return.

>This is perfectly legal. If you have any doubts, 
>refer to Title 18 Sec.1302 and 1341 of the Postal 
>Lottery Laws. You can keep a copy of this report for 
>yourself and whenever you need money, you can use 
>it again, and again.

>--->> HOW THE SYSTEM WORKS<<-----------------------

>      $55,555.00 in ONE MONTH

> Your 200 newsgroup postings 
>   = average of 5 responses 
>   = $5 CASH with your name @ #5

> Each person who sent you $1 makes 200 MORE postings 
>   = average of 50 responses 
>   = $50 CASH with your name now  @ #4

> These 50 people make 200 MORE postings 
>   = 10,000 postings 
>   = average of 500 responses 
>   = $500 CASH with your name now @ #3

> They then make 200 MORE postings 
>   = 100,000 postings 
>   = average of 5000 responses
>   = $5,000 CASH with your name @ #2

> Finally 5,000 people make 200 postings 
>   = 1,000,000 postings
>   = average of 50,000 responses
>   = $50,000 CASH with your name @ #1

> Therefore:               5
>                   +     50
>                   +    500
>                   +  5,000
>                   + 50,000
>                     -------
>                 = $ 55,555 in ONE MONTH!  

>ALSO, THAT'S IF EVERYONE MAKES ONLY 200 POSTINGS, 
>AND IF ONLY 5 PERSONS RESPOND!!!

>AND ALL YOU SPEND IS $5 plus postage!!!!!!!
>         
>When your name is no longer on the list, you just 
>take the latest posting that is appearing in the 
>newsgroups, and SEND OUT ANOTHER $5 TO THE NAMES 
>ON THE LIST, PUTTING YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 5 again.  
>And start posting again.  

>Do you realize that THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE ALL OVER 
>THE WORLD ARE JOINING THE INTERNET AND READING 
>THESE ARTICLES EVERYDAY, JUST LIKE YOU ARE RIGHT NOW!! 

>Estimates are at 20,000 to 50,000 new users everyday, 
>with THOUSANDS of those joining the actual Internet.  

>Remember, play FAIRLY and PLEASE REMEMBER that this 
>program remains successful because of the HONESTY 
>and INTERGRITY of the participants and by them 
>carefully adhering to the directions. Look at it 
>this way. If you are of integrity, the program will 
>continue and the money that so many others have 
>received will come your way. If, for some reason, 
>you choose non-integrity, YOU will feel the effects 
>and lose out on this GREAT OPPORTUNITY!!

>NOTE: Retain every name and address sent to you, 
>either on a computer or hard copy and keep the notes 
>people send you. This VERIFIES that you are truly 
>providing a service. (also, it might be a good idea 
>to wrap the $1 bill in dark paper to reduce the risk 
>of mail theft.)

>REMEMBER, BE HONEST AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED!! 

>GOOD LUCK TO EVERYONE!! 



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