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Article #632637Re: How to Turn a Morsel of Work into a Mountain of Work
From: nob... Huge Cajones Remailer
Date: Sun, 06 Apr 1997 00:00
Date: Sun, 06 Apr 1997 00:00
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In article <5i6rrs$m...@boursy.news.erols.com>, j...@tardis.spinlab.com (jim wiegand) wrote: > It is very simple to turn a morsel of work into a mountain of > work. All that you need do is to hand the work over to a > manager. > > Managers are notorious for working hard, but they do not work > smart. > > Managers are scatterbrained, chaotic thinkers unable to organized > an efficient attack on the work. > > Managers are comfortable with pigsty working environments > characterized primarily by substandard or broken-down tools, > messiness everywhere, and atrocious ergonomics. > > Managers will discuss trivialities to death thereby wasting precious > time. > > Managers will revise and revise and revise finished work to death. > This in and of itself turns a morsel work into a mountain. > > Managers will bring progress on work to a halt if every tiny bit > of information is not yet known. They generally will not work > around such omissions. > > Managers need productivity tools and meetings and seminars ad > infinitum, BUT what comes out of all of this is LOWER productivity > NOT higher productivity. > > Managers will go on a tear eliminating the best workers. Managers > have the authority to fire capable subordinates while > management workers have their ways to drive out their capable peers. > This is really one of the worst productivity destroying activities, > but the highest priority of the very paranoid managers is to > eliminate threatening elements. Managers are not above prostitution > to get their way in this regard. > > Managers lie and lie some more. In the three+ decades of equal > rights for managers, no other group has contributed more to the > decline of the standards of verisimilitude and ethics than the > managers. The result has been, of course, lower morale and lower > productivity overall, thus increasing the magnitude of work from > mere morsels to mountains. (Case in point: the very trivial > end-of-century computer problem.) > > Males do not discuss sex much when left to themselves, but put > one single manager into the mix, even at the outer fringes of the > mix, and the social dynamics of the male group change such that > many energies get diverted to raunchiness and away from productivity. > > All of the above is contributing to the loss of competitiveness > on the part of the United States. This in turn is causing consumer > preferences to shift to foreign goods. Since consumers will always > go with their first choice, even if their second choice is a close > second, the lion's share of economic rewards will flow to foreign > countries. This is exactly what is being reflected in the shameful > trade deficit of the United States. The above modes of operation and conditions DID NOT prevail prior to equal employment opportunity; they are female traits; the females introduced them like pollution into the business world; and they spread like contagion throughout the economy. On a related front: the Treatise on the Downward Wage Equalizing Effects of Equal Employment Opportunity is available at: http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/3982/ "Government enforced wage equalization will work only in the downward direction" - despite any initial appearance to the contrary! And the most shocking thing of all is that the least preferred worker does not even have to be awarded a job for many phenomena to occur.
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