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Article #632623How to Turn a Morsel of Work into a Mountain of Work
From: nob... Huge Cajones Remailer
Date: Wed, 19 Mar 1997 00:00
Date: Wed, 19 Mar 1997 00:00
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It is very simple to turn a morsel of work into a mountain of work. All that you need do is to hand the work over to a female manager. Females are notorious for working hard, but they do not work smart. Females are scatterbrained, chaotic thinkers unable to organized an efficient attack on the work. Females are comfortable with pigsty working environments characterized primarily by substandard or broken-down tools, messiness everywhere, and atrocious ergonomics. Females will discuss trivialities to death thereby wasting precious time. Females will revise and revise and revise finished work to death. This in and of itself turns a morsel work into a mountain. Females will bring progress on work to a halt if every tiny bit of information is not yet known. They generally will not work around such omissions. Females need productivity tools and meetings and seminars ad infinitum, BUT what comes out of all of this is LOWER productivity NOT higher productivity. Females will go on a tear eliminating the best workers. Female managers have the authority to fire capable subordinates while female workers have their ways to drive out their capable peers. This is really one of the worst productivity destroying activities, but the highest priority of the every paranoid females is to eliminate threatening elements. Females are not above prostitution to get their way in this regard. Females lie and lie some more. In the three+ decades of equal rights for females, no other group has contributed more to the decline of the standards of verisimilitude and ethics than the females. The result has been, of course, lower morale and lower productivity overall, thus increasing the magnitude of work from mere morsels to mountains. (Case in point: the very trivial end-of-century computer problem.) Males do not discuss sex much when left to themselves, but put one single female into the mix, even at the outer fringes of the mix, and the social dynamics of the male group change such that many energies get diverted to raunchiness and away from productivity. All of the above is contributing to the loss of competitiveness on the part of the United States. This in turn is causing consumer preferences to shift to foreign goods. Since consumers will always go with their first choice, even if their second choice is a close second, the lion's share of economic rewards will flow to foreign countries. This is exactly what is being reflected in the shameful trade deficit of the United States. On a related front: the Treatise on the Downward Wage Equalizing Effects of Equal Employment Opportunity is available at: http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/3982/ "Government enforced wage equalization will work only in the downward direction" - despite any initial appearance to the contrary! And the most shocking thing of all is that the least preferred worker does not even have to be awarded a job for many phenomena to occur.
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From: nob...@huge.cajones.com (Huge Cajones Remailer) Subject: How to Turn a Morsel of Work into a Mountain of Work Date: 1997/03/19 Message-ID: <199703191725.JAA06361@mailmasher.com> X-Deja-AN: 226774794 Comments: Please report misuse of this automated remailing service to <remaile...@cajones.com> Organization: mail...@nym.alias.net Mail-To-News-Contact: postm...@nym.alias.net Newsgroups: alt.computer.consultants,alt.discrimination,alt.feminism,alt.folklore.computers,alt.mens-rights,alt.politics.correct,alt.politics.economics,alt.politics.equality,alt.psychology,comp.software.year-2000 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit