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S.C. Riesen wrote:

>Dear Anonymous,
>
>I am glad that you have taken the time to clarify your position.

Jeremy Miller Responds:

<CURTSEY>
Thank you. I aim to please.
</CURTSEY>

>We humbly apologize to you for our non-accepting behavior towards your
>ideology that women should be kept in the house "barefoot and pregnant",
>preferably, of course.  We had NO IDEA that you were a Disciple of God and
>were speaking on His behalf of how things should be.

Jeremy Miller Responds:

WELL, now that you know, I expect to see some changes around here. For
example, from now on, I want everyone to call me "Beverly." Thou shall
know my posts by the presence of the string "qm...@nym.alias.net" in
the Message-ID header, and thou shall fear them. Look on my anonymous
posts, ye mighty, and despair.

Either that, or killfile them. Your choice.

/basement.replay.com/Hmessage-id=k
/qmail@nym.alias.net/Hmessage-id=k
/,.*,.*,.*,.*,.*/Hnewsgroups=k

Or if "Anonymous" starts messing with the Message-ID header, you can
fix that, too. But by that time, the people who run the remailer
network will have nuked the idiot from orbit, just to be sure.
Cypherpunks are not the wisest choice, if you must choose enemies. You
may consider this a final warning.

Drop.
Your.
Sword.

>Our sincerest apology, O Great One With No Name.  Shall you become our
>next Holy leader like Jim Jones of Jonestown and David Koresh of Waco?!

Jeremy Miller Responds:

Actually, I was thinking Tammy Faye.

>Your rhetoric sounds quite familiar.  These men took advantage of the women
>and children through their rhetoric with no mercy on their purity or
>innocence as they satisfied their "hunger" for their bodies and souls, of
>which they felt they had rights to them.  Such holy men?!!  May God show
>mercy on their souls, Anonymous One.  It is those marked with the number
>of 666 that "hungers" for bodies and souls....

Jeremy Miller Responds:

Either "bodies and souls" or a good MLT. Mutton, lettuce, and tomato. When
the mutton is fresh it's oh so perky.

>Remember, according to the Bible, God gave man choice as to how he is
>going to live his life.  Choose your path well and help ALL of God's
>creatures -- not just yourself.  And, do not blame others for YOUR failed
>choosings.  Maybe, it is time for you to LEARN from your mistakes and
>learn HOW TO GET ALONG WITH OTHERS (including those who are different from
>you of which, there are many), so you can finally lead a happy and
>fulfilled life.  Again, it is your CHOICE if you want to lead a happy and
>fulfilled life, or an angry and chaotic existence.

Jeremy Miller Responds:

Is this a trick question?

>Think carefully through what has been said here: your quality of life
>depends on it.  It would be ashame if you just became a bitter, resentful
>old man in the future with no loved ones gathered around you because of
>your past behavior towards them and others, of which THEY will NEVER
>FORGET.

Jeremy Miller Responds:

Oops, too late. Jeremy Miller is a mean old crank whose only joy in life
comes from kicking stray dogs. But since you seem a decent sort, I won't
be bothering you again.

Or my name ain't "Anonymous."

>I wish you all the best in your future endeavors.

Jeremy Miller Responds:

Thanks, old chum. May the hare on your toad grow laundry.

Jeremy Miller

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