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Article #632380Re: Longest Thread Ever
From: McMac
Date: Sun, 27 Apr 1997 00:00
Date: Sun, 27 Apr 1997 00:00
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tHATDUDE da Mod Man <tHAT...@tHATPLACE.com da Mod Man> wrote in article <3360d2d1...@nntp.lni.net>...
> On Thu, 24 Apr 1997 16:40:13 +0000, Richard Morgan
> <rich...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> >Ed Tang wrote:
> >> =
> >
> >> On Fri, 04 Apr 1997 16:20:14 GMT, j...@wam.umd.edu (John Alexander)
> >> wrote:
> >> =
> >
> >> >Mark Young <mar...@cyberhighway.net> wrote:
> >> >
> >> >>Sarah of the Low Countree wrote:
> >> >>>
> >> >>> julie <j...@cyberhighway.net> wrote:
> >> >>> >C.J.LANGFORD wrote:
> >> >>> >>
> >> >>> >> Jen Van Dijk wrote:
> >> >>> >> >
> >> >>> >> > Richard Morgan wrote:
> >> >>> >> > >
> >> >>> >> > > moon wrote:
> >> >>> >> > > >
> >> >>> >> > > > In article <us029555-0701970205450001@ip110.san-ramon.ca.pub=
> >-ip.psi.net>,
> >> >>> >> > > > us02...@mindspring.com (Denny) wrote:
> >> >>> >> > > >
> >> >>> >> > > > > In article <5asvo1$s...@camel1.mindspring.com>, ryanph@mind=
> >spring.com wrote:
> >> >>> >> > > > >
> >> >>> >> > > > > > I've seen MUCH longer threads, so HA! And now,
> >> >>> >> > > > > > ALT-characters!=A5=C6=E6=E7=A6=A5=C6-c{_9=83=BB+=B1!
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >Michael Dare (dar...@earthlink.net) wrote:
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: Due to circumstances beyond our control, we regret to=
> > inform you that
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: circumstances are beyond our control.
> >> >>> >> > > > > >
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >scn...@ix.netcom.com wrote:
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >>
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> Phishy wrote:
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> >
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > Dominik Witkiewicz wrote:
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > >
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > Marco van Hylckama Vlieg (fatal@cal022011.stud=
> >ent.utwente.nl)
> >> >>> >> > > > wrote:
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : Gert Rijs (g...@wirehub.net) wrote:
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : Andy Roberts wrote:
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : >
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > Braden Leibovitch wrote:
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > >
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > In article <320696...@earthlink.ne=
> >t>,
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > Randy Mosteller <rm...@earthlink.net>=
> > wrote:
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >O'Neil Parker wrote:
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >>
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> On 18 Jul 1996, Andre Maritz wrote:=
> >
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >>
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > Jose <nop0...@mail.telepac.pt> w=
> >rote:
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >Joan Aaronson <aa...@disney.com>=
> > escreveu:
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >> Sky Lukewalker wrote:
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >> >
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >> > Edgar wrote:
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >> > >
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >> > > Rike Willer wrote:
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >> > > >
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >> > > > alvin plummera wrote:
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >> > > > >
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >> > > > > $hov@sirius.intxpress.=
> >co.nz>
> >> >>> >> > > > > <47gce3$r...@atlas.odyssee.net> <30A193...@ddddf.com>
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > =
> >
> >><31DAEB...@oslo.teamco.telenor.no>
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >> > > > <31DB6F...@pobox.com=
> >> <31dc3ee
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >> > > > > Distribution:
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >> > > > >
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >> > > > > Richard Morgan
> >> >>> >> > > > > (10052...@compuserve.com) wrote:
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >> > > > > : Ismaan Ameer <iz@squ=
> >irrel.com.au> wrote:
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >> > > > > : >msc wrote:
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >> > > > > : >>
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >> > > > > : >> On Thu, 04 Jul 19=
> >96 00:14:49
> >> >>> >> > > > > -0700, Bobo Franco <ch...@pobox.com>
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >> > > > > : >> wrote:
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >> > > > > : >>
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >> > > > > : >> >Iver Kristoffers=
> >en wrote:
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >> > > > > : >> >/>
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >> > > > > : >> >/> Jon Isaac wro=
> >te:
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >> > > > > : >> >/> >
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >> > > > > : >> >/> > This thread=
> > is long enough
> >> >>> >> > > > > as it is - if you don't think so,
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >> > > > > : >> >/> > PLEASE repl=
> >y.
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >> > > > > : >> >/>
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >> > > > > : >> >/> I will....
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >> > > > > : >> >/>
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >> > > > > : >> >/> Se Ya !
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >> > > > > : >> >
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >> > > > > : >> >Me too.
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >> > > > > : >>
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >> > > > > : >> if this gets to =
> >be the longest
> >> >>> >> > > > > thread, can it get in the Guiness book
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >> > > > > : >> of world records?=
> >
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >> > > > > : >
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >> > > > > : >
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >> > > > > : >so, how long is thi=
> >s thread? :)
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >> > > > >
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >> > > > > : Sorry, I missed how =
> >this thread
> >> >>> >> > > > > began. Could someone fill me in with
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >> > > > > : what's been happenin=
> >g?
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >> > > > >
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >> > > > > Well, someone asked a =
> >LONGGGGG time
> >> >>> >> > > > > ago "What was the longest thread ever?"
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >> > > > > As a response, several=
> > people decided
> >> >>> >> > > > > to try to make a 'longest thread'.
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >> > > > >
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >> > > > > Does anyone remember w=
> >hen this thread
> >> >>> >> > > > > was started?
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >> > > > >
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >> > > > > Alvin Plummer
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >> > > >
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >> > > > The first I saw it was b=
> >ack in '87.
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >> > > >
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >> > > > Willer.
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >> > >
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >> > > YOU LIE!!!!
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >> >
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >> > La la la connect the dots...=
> >
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >>
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >> What a silly person.
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > >
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> > Grow thread, GROW!!!!!!!!
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> >
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > >> Throw Bread Throw....
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > >
> >> >>> >> > > >>><<>><<itsgrowingandgrowingandiwantedtobeapartofit
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > >
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > Can you people please tell me what's g=
> >oing on?
> >> >>> >> > > > > Whatever it is I just
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > > wanted to post at least one message in=
> >to the huge thread.
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > Huh?
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > --
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > ************
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > Blind folks do it with feeling.
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : > Andy Roberts
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : : Blind folks are the happy few that dont pa=
> >rticipate in
> >> >>> >> > > > > this thread
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > : Indeed a happy few! *acts like he is blind*
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > >
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > This thread is not long enough. Does anyone ag=
> >ree ? First 10
> >> >>> >> > > > > 000 me-too'ers would be allowed bo buy 4 Mb SIMMs at very =
> >special price
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > of $495.30 .Next 20 000 me-too'ers would win s=
> >pecial MS Haste 98
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > packet, that makes your win95 to boot in less =
> >than .00821 seconds.
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > > --
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> >
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> > hey what the hell, I figured I might as well pos=
> >t too, it is
> >> >>> >> > > > > pretyy damn
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> >
> >> >>> >> > > > >
> >> >>> >> > > > long........................................................=
> >=2E................
> >> >>> >> > > > ............................................................=
> >=2E................
> >> >>> >> > > > ...
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >>
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >> Me
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >>
> >> >>> >> > > > >
> >> >>> >> > > > too.......YYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaa=
> >aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
> >> >>> >> > > > aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa=
> >aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
> >> >>> >> > > > aaaaaaa
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >: >>>'ello can I join in the fun?
> >> >>> >> > > > > >
> >> >>> >> > > > > >
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >thought id join in the fun
> >> >>> >> > > > > > >toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo......
> >> >>> >> > > > > >
> >> >>> >> > > > >
> >> >>> >> > > > > The thread's still alive! :)
> >> >>> >> > > > >
> >> >>> >> > > > > In Unconditional Love,
> >> >>> >> > > > > --->Denny
> >> >>> >> > > > >
> >> >>> >> > > > > For Everything From Handwriting Analysis to UFO's, Check O=
> >ut...
> >> >>> >> > > >
> >> >>> >> > > > What the ...?
> >> >>> >> > > >
> >> >>> >> > > > >Who said that?
> >> >>> >> > > > >
> >> >>> >> > > > >>Said what?
> >> >>> >> > > > >>>What?Mwa-ha-ha!!! Face the wrath of Whippet-trancer! Pzi=
> >ng!
> >> >>> >> > > (goes for a lie down in a dark room.)
> >> >>> >> > >
> >> >>> >> > > Badgersnake! Choom!
> >> >>> >> > >
> >> >>> >> > > bye. Sorry.
> >> >>> >> >
> >> >>> >> > Where did this come from?
> >> >>> >> It was stuck in the fluff behind your sofa.
> >> >>> >I looked Behind that sofa but found????Well not this any way..
> >> >>> >What do you think I found??? Let's hear it!!!!!!!
> >> >>>
> >> >>> I found you and your sister playing "Find the Zipper."
> >> >>>
> >> >>> F**k off and die, luser.
> >> >
> >> >>F**K off and die????? Why would someone want to die after that??
> >> >>Besides I married my sister, so what's wrong with playing hide the
> >> >>zipper?
> >> >>Everyone has the right answers to the wrong questions.(bummer ea)
> >> >
> >> >Pinky: What do you want to do tonight Brain?
> >> >
> >> >Brain: Well since I have implanted a subliminal message in the
> >> >"Longest Thread Ever," and millions of people have read it, and upon
> >> >sending the follow up message that will make everyone become mindless
> >> >zombies who will only obey me, a underestimated lab mouse with high
> >> >global asperations, I think that tonight I shall take over the world!
> >> >Pinky, are you pondering what I am pondering?
> >> >
> >> >Pinky: I think so Brain, but the President's daughter and you? What
> >> >would the kids look like?
> >> >
> >> >Brain: No Pinky, I think that now is the critical time to post the
> >> >follow up message. Dial the service provider Pinky!
> >> >
> >> >Pinky: Narf! Brain I can't get on-line, all I get are busy signals!
> >> >
> >> >Brain: Rats! The message had to go out tonight! Our plan is a falure
> >> >Pinky. Well there is always tommarow night.
> >> >
> >> >Pinky: What are we doing tommarow night Brain?
> >> >
> >> >Brain: The same thing we do every night Pinky, try to drop America
> >> >On-line!
> >> =
> >
> >> Pinky: What about MSN?
> >
> >Brain: THe fools who use that are brainwashed enough already! we don't =
> >
> >need to do anything!
> >twelve turds.
> Pinky: lets put long and long together and make it even longer :)
>
> Brain: yeah maybe we can get ourselves TOSed for overposting or some
> trip aoler behavior
Pinky: Great. Let's make this thread even longer
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From: "McMac" <robert@chox.demon.co.uk.no.spam> Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever Date: 1997/04/27 Message-ID: <01bc5333$54c0f2e0$LocalHost@chox.demon.co.uk> X-Deja-AN: 237746548 X-NNTP-Posting-Host: chox.demon.co.uk References: <4sl5ce$58q@duke.telepac.pt> <4sl9nb$1jr1@duvi.eskom.co.za> <Pine.SOL.3.91.960725154946.12796B-100000@shiva.hunter.cuny.edu> <3206966E.316B@earthlink.net> <Dvr3su.HIH@telly.org> <320905E8.1466@gsm.ucdavis.edu> <320B9C73.4003@wirehub.net> <4uglv7$n5n@dinkel.civ.utwente.nl> <4upqhp$db0@onyx.sgh.waw.pl> <32123381.420A@mint.net> <3212AEE2.1C76@ix.netcom.com> <4v2k9o$qti@iz.comcat.com> <4v52dm$3io@paraguay.earthlink.net> <542bhu$1dc@infa.central.susx.ac.uk> <5asvo1$sv3@camel1.mindspring.com> <us029555-0701970205450001@ip110.san-ramon.ca.pub-ip.psi.net> <moon-ya02408000R1103972123460001@news.alt.net> <3326F719.7E80@hotmail.SPOILER.com> <3327479A.52DD@oro.net> <332956FC.55D2@QMWCC2.qmw.ac.uk> <33394CA9.53CE@cyberhighway.net> <5hhufe$9h8$8@news.inc.net> <3344BD01.7B0E@cyberhighway.net> <5i39o3$omf@dailyplanet.wam.umd.edu> <335ea310.68109483@news.pinc.com> <335F8CED.4594@hotmail.com> <3360d2d1.61468106@nntp.lni.net> Newsgroups: alt.cascade,alt.college.college-bowl,alt.fan.karl-malden.nose,alt.fan.monty-python,alt.fan.warlord,alt.flame,alt.folklore.computers,alt.food.dennys,alt.food.mcdonalds,alt.kids-talk,alt.non.sequitur,alt.pinecone,alt.religion.kibology,alt.stupi MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit