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Re: Hell is ... ?

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From: Carlos E.R.
Date: Wed, 16 May 2018 22:06
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On 2018-05-16 20:21, Charlie Gibbs wrote:
> On 2018-05-16, Gareth's Downstairs Computer
> <headstone255.but.n...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> 
>> Hell is being brought in as a contractor to take over the
>> company's only product when its author has left to pursue
>> his career elsewhere and proved to be a probably-underpaid
>> engineer but a grossly-overpaid self-taught junior programmer
>> who produced several pages of completely undocumented code
>> with a mixture of structured programming and go-to-labels
>> all intertwined with no indenting.
>>
>> BTDTWTTS.
> 
> Another variation is being brought in to maintain code which
> was written 10 years ago by someone who is now the department
> head and who hasn't written code in years.  The real hell
> happens when said department head finds out what you've done
> to his precious spaghetti.

Another variation: being brought in to maintain code written a month
ago, with comments deleted, variables having sort names such as a, b, c,
and constant names replaced with the values, so that you do not know
when writing to the window field to which field goes which thing.

And then having the manager complaining "how is this not ready in a
week? I only asked you to add one field more".

-- 
Cheers, Carlos.
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