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Re: off topic All-electric homes

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From: Mike Spencer
Date: Mon, 30 Apr 2018 07:51
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Joy Beeson <jbeeson@invalid.net.invalid> writes:

> Good luck finding a place to buy kerosene.  The nearest I've seen
> lately is perfumed "lamp oil".

Here's an OT yarn:

In 1967, I lived in Montague.  The nearest store was a mile down the
road in North Leverett.  Chape's store had a single gas pump and all
sorts of merchandise crammed and wedged into a small space  so tightly
that CHape had to trun sideways to get out past it.  Would gove
moderny inspectors fits.

One day at dusk I was there when a 40' tractor/trailer rig pulled up.
The driver came in, wanted diesel fuel or directions to the nearest
diesel pump.  About 3 miles back the way you came, then 5 miles to the
station.  Jeez, what am I gonne do?! I don't have enough fuel for
more than a mile or two.  Well, Chape says,  I have kerosene.

Oh, great!  Huge relief.  The driver and I go out to the rig and chat
while we wait for Chape's kersosene.  After a few minutes, Chape comes
out to the road with a 1 quart spout can full of kerosene, asks where
to pour it.  Uh-huuuuuuh, he has maybe forty gallons on hand but it
has to be pumped from the drum with a hand-crank pump, 1 quart at a
time.  When I ambled off home, Chape was just getting into the 2nd
gallon and the driver was guessing that he was not merely lost but has
somehow made it to a different planet.


-- 
Mike Spencer                  Nova Scotia, Canada
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Subject: Re: off topic All-electric homes
Date: 30 Apr 2018 04:51:46 -0300
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