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Article #4525Re: Dumb programmers [Was Re: Assorted Soviet computer folklore]
From: kl... Klaus Ole Kristiansen
Date: Thu, 20 Sep 1990 07:48
Date: Thu, 20 Sep 1990 07:48
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do...@tsa.co.uk (Dominic Dunlop) writes: >In article <900917045...@lilac.berkeley.edu> (sorry, lost your >name) writes: >> We have a very dumb >> secretary, and whenever software asked her to "press any key", she'd press >> Shift, Control, or Alt, and then run to everyone complaining that the system >> didn't work. Eventially everyone's become convinced that she's too dumb to >> remember that 'any' key means the space bar, or use a computer in general, >> which may have been her secret goal, since it reduced her workload. :) >Little or no offence meant, but I think some of us have planks in our >eyes... >Hey, who are you accusing of stupidity? ``Press any key'' means ``Press >ANY key''. This person was quite right to complain that she'd been lied >to by programmers who should have known better, but who had allowed the >fact that they had a well-formed mental model of the way that computers >operate to prevent them from realising the large majority of the >population posesses no such model. >Dumb (or at least thoughtless) programmers, say I, not dumb users. >A smart programmer would have anticipated this problem, and ensured that >it didn't arise in the first place. >-- >Dominic Dunlop I am currently developping a program in turbopascal 5.5 on an IBM pc. When a compilation is finished, the program shows a message "success, press any key". If I hold down the ALT key, the line of help at the bottom of the screen changes, to show some of the ALT-key combination. The "press any key" message does not go away! The program KNOWS that I have pressed a key, but chooses to ignore it! Klaus Kristiansen
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Path: mbox-mo1.pugleaf.net!gmdzi!unido!mcsun!sunic!dkuug!freja.diku.dk!klaus From: kl...@diku.dk (Klaus Ole Kristiansen) Newsgroups: alt.folklore.computers Subject: Re: Dumb programmers [Was Re: Assorted Soviet computer folklore] Message-ID: <1990Sep20.074832.2481@diku.dk> Date: 20 Sep 90 07:48:32 GMT References: <9009170451.AA25061@lilac.berkeley.edu> <1990Sep18.094832.2296@tsa.co.uk> Organization: Department Of Computer Science, University Of Copenhagen Lines: 36 Posted: Thu Sep 20 08:48:32 1990 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit